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Been Lyin': Documents Reveal Elizabeth Warren Identified as Native American as Far Back as 1986
Democratic Senator and presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren is going to need a bigger shovel. Seeming to directly contradict Warren’s long-held claim that she never used her dubious Native American ancestry to gain any professional advantage, The Washington Post reported that the Massachusetts Senator identified herself as “American Indian” when asked to disclose her race. The…
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Did Trump Just Lie About Being In The Oval Office on New Year's Eve? Some Reporters Think So
President Alex P. Keaton has noted (and by “noted,” I mean drilled the shit into our collective frontal lobes) that he’s home alone at the White House diligently working (and by “working,” I mean tweeting) by his lonesome without anyone else because that’s how committed he is to not fixing the issue he created when…
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Delusional Trump at It Again; Takes Credit for Creating Jobs He Didn't Help Create
On Wednesday, standing outside one of his Florida resorts, President-elect Donald Trump took credit for a Sprint deal that had been well within the works before he got elected. In October, OneWeb, a Florida startup geared to provide internet access to everyone by using small satellites orbiting the Earth, was part of a $100 million investment deal meant…
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Ask Agatha: "He Lies About Everything. How Can I Get Him To Be Honest With Me?"
Melanie from McLean, VA asks: How do I get him to tell me the truth? I love him but he lies about everything. Getting a liar to confess is difficult. Because liars are slippery. And good liars are like eels. But great liars are made of factory grade KY jelly. You see they don’t believe…
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7 Other Things The NFL Is Probably Lying About
I think we can all agree that the NFL is either the Illuminati or governed by an inept group of individuals who don’t know their johnsons from a stalk of lentils. And since the NFL is more popular than ever and making money hand over fist, I’m going with the former. Given this “fact”, its…
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