Donald Trump
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Who Gets Your Vote in 2020: The Night King or Donald Trump?
Perhaps the most depressing part of Darth Cheeto’s reign in office is that unless he’s impeached (which could but probably won’t happen), arrested (which could but probably won’t happen), quits (which could but probably won’t happen) or dies (which … no comment), he will run again in 2020, and I’m not confident that anyone would…
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Why Doesn’t Trump Want the Public to Know Who Visits Mar-a-Lago While He’s There?
President Donald Trump has worked hard to earn the title of the laziest president in office. Since taking over the reins from President Barack Obama (and black America’s forever president), Trump has spent some 25 days of his presidency at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla., which his dumbass staff has named the “Winter…
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Ferguson, Mo., State Senator Survives Calling for Trump’s Assassination
I have said it before and I will say it again: Black women are Donald Trump’s kryptonite. There is not one group of people that seems to trigger the Trump administration more than black women, who are loud, proud and willing to call out his sheer incompetence, venality and existential danger to everything anyone hopes…
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5 Things That Will Happen Before Jemele Hill Apologizes to Donald Trump
I do not know Jemele Hill personally, but I wish I did. In truth, I like to say that Hill is a throwback to a 1960s revolutionary (which she is), but Hill is in line with black women today. (Truthfully, black men, black women have been killing us on the “Stand up for yourselves” front.…
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Darryl Strawberry Criticizes Jemele Hill and Praises Donald Trump as a ‘Great Man’
I’m not a betting man, but if there were an enterprising oddsmaker or bookie taking bets on who’d be the first black athlete to castigate Jemele Hill, I probably would have put a couple of dollars down on Charles Barkley or Ray Lewis. I might have parlayed it with Jason Whitlock, who played college football…
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Jemele Hill’s Regret on ‘Supremacist’ Tweet
Trump Spokeswoman: ESPN Host Should Be Fired 800 Invited Guests Pay Tribute to Jim Vance Omarosa Reportedly Isolated in White House Photographers of Color Let Editors Know They Exist Nina Garcia Named Editor of Elle Magazine Columnist Says ‘NFL Doesn’t Respect Humanity’ Mike Hodge Dies, Activist on TV, in Newsroom Lowery Book on Police Relations…
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Someone Must Have Explained to Trump How DACA Works, Because Now He’s All In
Partly because nothing can ever be easy in this administration, and partly because the president of the United States has no clue what he’s doing, the pendulum has shifted back in support of Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals. That’s right: President Donald von WallBuilder, who commanded his minions to destroy DACA, is now backtracking and…
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White House Calls for ESPN to Fire Jemele Hill for Telling the Truth About Y’all’s Triflin’-Ass President
During a press briefing this afternoon, sentient Mein Kampf audiobook Sarah Huckabee Sanders suggested that ESPN should fire Jemele Hill for her recent tweets about Darth Cheeto, continuing the trend of people on the right declaring everyone else to be snowflakes and then melting like a snow cone in a dumpster fire whenever someone dares…
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The White House Wants ESPN’s Jemele Hill Fired for Stating Facts
Because 53 percent of white women decided to turn their collective backs on America, Donald Trump is in office, and since then, I haven’t been able to figure out which side is up anymore. On Monday, ESPN’s Jemele Hill dropped some jewels on Twitter in which she called the president of the United States a…
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Congress Passes Legislation Urging the President to Act Less Like a White Supremacist
It’s a sad day when Congress has to pass legislation urging the president of the United States to speak out against racist hate groups, but that’s where we are, ’Merica. On Tuesday, Congress overwhelmingly approved legislation demanding more “forceful denunciation of racist extremism from the president,” the Washington Post reports. “The first thing it’s going…