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Barack Obama Pays Tribute to Chuck Berry
Over the weekend, the music world mourned Chuck Berry, the father of rock ’n’ roll, after the music legend died at the age of 90. On Sunday, former President Barack Obama (still better than our current) took to Twitter to express his condolences. Obama noted that Berry “rolled over everyone who came before him—and turned…
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When All Else Fails, Blame the Black Guy—Trump Calls for a Congressional Inquiry Into Obama ‘Wiretap’
Updated Sunday, March 5, 2017, 11 a.m. EST: It seems as if President Loco is going to his tired and false bag of toddler tricks again. As with the campaign, when he faced a crisis (his taxes, pussy-gate, etc.), Donald Trump threw a ridiculous allegation at someone else—Hillary Clinton then, Barack Obama now. When all…
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Can Someone Tell Apricot Idi Amin That Obama Was on Vacation, Not Worrying About Him?
Can someone explain to y’all’s punk-ass president that former President Barack Obama has been far more focused on tanning and swag surfing than riling up protesters who don’t need help hating his hateful, raggedy self? I would volunteer, but I imagine Omarosa would swoop in on the call and curse me out in the name…
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Barack Obama Is the Recipient of the 2017 JFK Profile in Courage Award
The love for former President Barack Obama continued to flow Thursday as he was named the 2017 winner of the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award for carrying on the legacy of his fellow Democrat. NBC News reports that Caroline Kennedy and her son, Jack Schlossberg, will present Obama with the award during a…
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20 Things "You Ain't Gon' Do" In A Black Household
1. Put your feet up on my couch, Kellyanne Conway 2. Curse at me or mines 3. Run the AC and leave the door open running up my light bill when you didn’t put in on this 4. Talk shit about me in my house while I’m there even if I can’t hear you 5.…
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Trump Can’t Keep Obama’s Name out of His Mouth, and He’s Starting to Look Like Chris Brown
I haven’t done a full count of how many times President Ass Face has said former President Barack Obama’s name, but at this point I’m expecting him to follow Obama out of a club in Los Angeles and force his way into Obama’s SUV. He literally can’t stop saying Obama’s name. During an interview with…
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Barack and Michelle Continue to Rule: Bidding War for Obama Memoirs Reaches More Than $60,000,000
Barack and Michelle Obama are still in the hearts and minds of many Americans. We miss their presence and their spirit. We cry over their absence in the White House, especially given what we’ve been left with. We long for any tidbit of news we can get about them. Apparently, publishers also long to have…
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Tom Perez Elected Democratic National Committee Chair
Tom Perez, former labor secretary in the Obama administration, has been elected the new Democratic National Committee chair, beating out Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) for the top spot, the Washington Post reports. In a move that jump-started the battle dubbed the “West Wing vs. the Left Wing,” veterans of the Obama administration urged Perez to…
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And the Crowd Goes Wild: ‘Obammmaaaaaaaaaa’
Former President Barack Obama received applause after he stepped out of a meeting in New York City on Friday afternoon. The crowd on the street couldn’t help cheering and yelling, and one person asked for a speech. Looking dapper and fresh-faced, Obama waved to his fans as if to say, “Hi, I miss y’all. But…
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HBCUs Should Not Take Trump’s Hush Money
In a clearly calculated move, Betsy DeVos’ first stop to a postsecondary institution as the newly minted U.S. secretary of education was to an HBCU—Howard University, “the Mecca” of black education in the United States. Students and outside observers wasted no time serving up pointed questions and severe rebuke, but make no mistake: Every single…
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