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I didn’t actually ...
I didn’t actually see the movie, man. This is just a review of all the reviews I’ve read so far today.
Nah. I didn’t get an invite.
I mean, I do plan to see the movie. And I’m sure I’ll enjoy it. But none of those things are happening to me.
I mean, maybe if it actually existed. And had universal health care.
So I could share that people are very excited about this movie, and from what I’ve read about it, it appears to be pretty good. That’s all.
Maybe you need to just settle down a bit.
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