Politics
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Sarah Palin Calls Stacey Abrams a ‘Literal Loser’ and Twitter Quickly Reminds Her That She’s Sarah Palin
Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s entire Alaskan house—you know the one where she can see Russia from her front yard—is made of glass. So as the old proverb goes: Never throw stones when you’re dumb as a goddamn rock. But when has that ever stopped Sarah Palin? On Tuesday, Palin was attempting to post…
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Chuck Schumer: Trump Can't 'Take Hostages' In Negotiations Over Border Security
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer was in a relaxed, confident mood when I met him in his office Tuesday afternoon—and for good reason. President Donald Trump had recently been forced to agree to the Democratic position that the government be reopened before any talks about a possible border wall—the reason Trump shut the government down—without…
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Trump Just Berated His Own Intelligence Chiefs, Called Them 'Passive and Naive' for Disagreeing With Him
President Donald Trump took to Twitter Wednesday to berate his own intelligence officials for not understanding the true danger that Iran poses. Yes, it is the job of the Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats and CIA Director Gina Haspel and FBI Director Christopher A. Wray to assess the threat levels of possible enemies of…
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Trump Met With Vladimir Putin In Private, Again Because No One Can Stop This Love. No One!
One would think that after learning that Russian influenced the 2016 election, causing an investigation into collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, the president would be smart enough to know that maybe he needs to cool down his love affair with Vladimir Putin. Well, one would be wrong. According to the Financial Times, Trump…
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Trump Adviser Roger Stone Pleads Not Guilty to 7 Criminal Counts. Are We Sure He Even Knows What's Going On?
Since his arrest early Friday morning, former Trump adviser and self-described “dirty trickster,” Roger Stone walked out of jail like he’d just been nominated for several awards for his portrayal of an incompetent political operative. Literally after he emerged from jail, he stood on the steps holding up his outstretched arms and wagging his Richard…
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Your Bigoted Grandpa Trump Is Wacky Tweeting, Again
When President Trump packs up the family Ford Monarch and straps his sleeping coffin to the roof, he will be remembered as the president who tweeted a lot and did his best to destroy the world as we know it. Oh, there will be talk of how he saved the white man’s riches with his…
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Sen. Kamala Harris Is a 54-Year-Old Black Woman, and Yes, She Dated Willie Brown. So What?
Listen up everyone because this will likely be the first, last and only time I will write these words: We have to talk about California Sen. Kamala Harris’ dating life. Why? Is it relevant to her qualifications to be president? No. Is it because her previous relationships were scandalous in some way that reflects on…
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What's That Snowflake? Fox News Anchor Blasts Trump: 'Bullying Journalists Is Not Presidential'
Ohhhhhhh, now you’ve got something to say? Every since the President Trump stole the White House with the help of Russian bots and Facebook, he’s been attacking journalists. He’s stated several times that journalists are the enemy of the people and consistently calls news that is unflattering or critical of his draconian policies or his…