Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Fresh from our "Is this for real or for play-play" file, Oklahomans will not be subject to Shariah law anytime in the near future. Ballot initiative SQ755, which bars state courts from using Islamic or international law, has been approved, with yes votes outweighing no votes by more than two to one. Please tell us that people in Oklahoma are not worried about Shariah law ruling over, what — the Sooners? Get a grip. Gee, I have some time off. Of all the places on earth, I think I'll visit Oklahoma. Not. Unless you play football or are interested in oil, Oklahoma is not on anyone's radar. If Oklahomans are keeping an eye out for terrorists, the last we checked, those involved in the Oklahoma bombings were white and Christian.

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