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Now the word “favorite” clearly indicates that his choices are subjective—mine would include the likes of Positive K and whoever muttered, “Here’s a hint, it’s like a long sharp sword!” on Wreckx-N-Effect’s “Rumpshaker”—but this ain’t the way, Cory. This ain’t the way.

And Twitter let him know about it.

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Dammit, Cory.

When Fat Joe posed the same question to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in April, she passed the test with flying colors.

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“Not in order—Nas, Big Pun is up there, of course, we’ve got Biggie, I think 2Pac, and...the fifth one is so hard,” she said, before taking a minute to mull her final pick. “KRS-One.”

“You have a mean starting five, yo,” Joe replied. “I didn’t know I liked you this much! That’s crazy.”

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I don’t know whose paper Cory copied his answers off of, but allegedly Carole Baskin is to blame.