Cory Booker is at a crossroads.
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Since his graceful exit from our upcoming presidential race, his affable nature and eternal optimism have struggled to find a place to call home. I mean, sure, he has the Senate and his constituency in New Jersey, but Cory is a man of the people, and apparently the people didnโt want his ass to be president.
Thatโs gotta hurt.
So perhaps eager to turn on the charm and prove heโs not some artificial intelligence program or soundboard gone rogue, T-Boneโs imaginary friend made an appearance on Fat Joeโs IG Live show, aptly titled โThe Fat Joe Show,โ and discussed his failed presidential bid, his relationship with Rosario Dawson and even his vegan diet.
He also shared his top five favorite rappers, which, if you look directly at, will allegedly turn you into salt. (Iโm not taking that risk.)
Now the word โfavoriteโ clearly indicates that his choices are subjectiveโmine would include the likes of Positive K and whoever muttered, โHereโs a hint, itโs like a long sharp sword!โ on Wreckx-N-Effectโs โRumpshakerโโbut this ainโt the way, Cory. This ainโt the way.
And Twitter let him know about it.
Dammit, Cory.
When Fat Joe posed the same question to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in April, she passed the test with flying colors.
โNot in orderโNas, Big Pun is up there, of course, weโve got Biggie, I think 2Pac, and...the fifth one is so hard,โ she said, before taking a minute to mull her final pick. โKRS-One.โ
โYou have a mean starting five, yo,โ Joe replied. โI didnโt know I liked you this much! Thatโs crazy.โ
I donโt know whose paper Cory copied his answers off of, but allegedly Carole Baskin is to blame.
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