As the Karen Karavan walked out, some guests at the pool began chanting “shame” which is a reference to a well-known scene in Game of Thrones. Personally, I thought the chanting was disrespectful...to the late, great Cersei Lannister.

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These women are no Cersei. Have they even taken sweet revenge out on all of their foes? Do they keep caches of wildfire in the basement for anybody who wants smoke? Have these motherfuckers (but not twin brotherfuckers) even risen to the level of ruler of King’s Landing and, by extension, Westeros? I don’t think so. Cersei originated the expression “I choose violence.” All these Pride-hating Hannas did was call the authorities and then walk away crying white tears after it turned out nobody gave a fuck about two Black women minding their own business.

“You’re calling somebody racist because they’re white...that’s ‘shame,’” one white devil in a blue dress is heard saying angrily before flipping off the chanting spectators and storming off. But that woman wasn’t nearly as hilarious as the next sassy Susanite to walk the walk of shame.

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“Do you guys have any children?” the next woman asked. After someone in the pool shouted that they didn’t want children, she replied, “Good, ‘cause you’d be a fucking terrible dad.” (Obviously, Angry Agatha believes good parents wear their homophobia on their sleeves instead of teaching their kids not to be bigots.)

“I have never met anyone like you guys. Are you kidding me?” she continued. “I have never been more embarrassed in my life for the human race. I am a Jewish woman from New Jersey, you’re a disgusting piece of shit.”

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Someone from the chanting crowd shouted, “You’re suburban,” and that’s when Hateful Hagrid got extra flustered.

“I live in Oakland, you fucking asshole! You’re a loser!” she replied. Every Black person watching the video likely responded to that shit the same way: I know Miss “I’m just Gentrifier from the block” is not out here trying to claim The Town for street cred!

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Imagine embarrassing yourself like this when minding your own business is so easy and doesn’t cost you a thing. Will the Karens ever learn?