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The way BeyoncĂ© and Jay Z have managed to straddle the line between not letting the public completely starve from lack of details about their private lives, while keeping us as far away from their bedroom as possible, is impressive. Itâs a level of control even the biggest celebrities of the day donât typically get to exercise anymore.
However, more recently, the media vultures and those that soil so many conversations on Twitter have collectively swarmed around the Cartersâpressed to find out if the pretty picture theyâve portrayed all these years is real. And while the rumor mill continues to grind out imaginary Jay and Bey topics to feed itself, the Carters are perfecting their poses and laughing at us all. Â
Leading the charge is the New York Postâs Page Six column, which swears, on a thousand copies of Dangerously in Love, that the end is nigh for BeyoncĂ© and Jay Zâs marriage. That prediction has since spilled over to daytime on programs like The Wendy Williams Show and other media outlets looking to cash in on the click bait.
Yet as rumors and speculation began to swirl, the Beyoncé information balloon began to contract.
Having learned the lessons from previous unwanted depictions, BeyoncĂ© has learned to control the narrative and react to unwanted attention on her own terms. This was especially evident in BeyoncĂ©âs HBO documentary (not really) Life Is but a Dream, in which she told the story of her life through a glorified Instagram filter.
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Or in other words, she and her husband have learned that if youâre going to be trolled, you might as well troll back.
Case in point, BeyoncĂ© quipped in the newly released remix to âFlawlessâ: âWe escalate, up in this bitch like elevators. Of course sometimes sât go down when thereâs a billion dollars on an elevator.â
This recalls other reactions to rumors circling all things BeyoncĂ© and Jay Z. For example, whether or not their daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, was truly carried by BeyoncĂ©, or if her conception and subsequent delivery mirror the storyline on Halle Berryâs new show, Extant.
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Even if we saw video of the birth, I imagine some people would still argue that because those two are so rich, they probably tapped someone from the Avatar production team to put a clip together. Oh, wait, the public has since moved on to Blue Ivyâs hair and whether or not Child Protective Services ought to be called in to bring a comb.
Which led to Jay rhyming, âThey even talk about your baby crazy,â on âPicasso Baby.â
Meanwhile, when it came to the rumors about the state of her marriage, BeyoncĂ© didnât give an interview or pen some blog post; she took to Instagram to upload pictures with captions like, âMy favorite hue is Jay Z Blue.â There are clips as recent as this past weekend of them dancing together onstage and gleefully smiling at each other.
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Even this didnât stop the speculative articles from discussing BeyoncĂ© the divorcee. In one story, a crisis coach was quoted: âShe is going to be the most powerful woman in the world, hanging out with Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey and Blue Ivy and talking about being a single mom. The goddess suddenly becomes even more relatable to women everywhere.â
To be fair, when you see BeyoncĂ©âs sister re-enacting âStreet Fighterâ in an elevator with an unwilling participant in Jay Z, there is reason to pause and wonder if thereâs a problem in the relationship. Even so, they collectively released a statement back in May that spoke of accountability and reconciliation.
Naturally, this was not enough to appease folks because it didnât include details about where Solange learned to roundhouse kick, whether or not she made Jay Z bleed, and if so, what might his blood type be?
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No matter, given that the aforementioned proves that even when you are largely loved, you are still susceptible to the ugliness of celebrity culture and the people who actively engage in it. Beyoncé probably understood this far sooner than most may give her credit for.
Yet none of this has outweighed the speculation.
It has to be draining to be the sort of celebrities who believe that their business is just that, in an era in which dogma now dictates that the second you attain even a fraction of fame, your right to privacy is immediately outweighed by the publicâs insatiable need for celebrity intel. Still, these two deal with it as best they can. It may mostly be tongue in cheek, but they both understand that the truth wouldnât be enough anyway.Â
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Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him on Twitter.
Michael Arceneaux hails from Houston, lives in Harlem and praises BeyoncĂ©âs name wherever he goes. Follow him on Twitter.
