...and almost got her ass tossed out the house by Uncle Phil his momma.

Now, I’m acutely aware that proper decorum and home training are in short supply in some households, but when are y’all gon’ learn to stop playing with black women’s children? Carole Baskin almost caught hands and died for all of our sins for trying to be Beyoncé, when she knew damn well that ain’t nobody coming to see you, Otis.

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Naturally, Black Twitter let the jokes fly and emptied the entire clip on Wilson’s quarantine bae.

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No word on if Darcy’s ego survived its nationally televised dismissal, but all of this could’ve been avoided if she just adhered to the CDC—and Momma Wilson’s omnipresent side-eye—and practiced social distancing.