This is the type of barbershop talk that I’m sure Lynch’s former coach, Pete Carroll, hates to hear, but you can’t argue with the results. In 12 NFL seasons, Beast Mode made the Pro Bowl five times, led the league in rushing touchdowns twice, had six seasons with at least 1,000 rushing yards and willed the Seahawks to a Super Bowl championship in 2014.

Lynch retired last season and has spent the time since filming commercials and handing out Thanksgiving turkeys, but Hennessy might want to slide him some extra dollars to become an official pitchman because his resume speaks for itself.


I fucking love Black folks. Do yourself a favor and check out the episode in full here.