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WP: Holder Tells Agencies to Open More Records; Agencies Ask to Just Be Called Cowards Instead
AP: African Union Suspends Madagascar; Whether with or without Pay Unknown
CNN: Desperate Japanese Head to ‘Suicide Jungle’; Charles Grassley Feeling Extremely Topical This Week
AJE: Israeli Gaza Offensive Appears to Constitute “War Crime of Greatest Magnitude”
BBC: Obama Skypes with Ahmadinejad, Iranian People; Offers ‘New Beginning’
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