Now that we’ve gotten the pleasantries out of the way, we can get down to the real business: Finding a playful pup for the First Family that will be more recognized than the Secretary of Defense.
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This choice doesn’t seem quite gully enough for the CINC and family, but given that German sheperds are out of the question, Snoop Dogg pretty much having a monopoly on Dobermans and a pitbull probably getting Michael Vick more jail time, a Portuguese water dog is the most logical choice.
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