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Eddie Murphy Now Has 10 Kids. Insert Obvious Raw Joke Here.
Eddie Murphy’s seed is superfluous. The legendary comedian and his fiancée, Australian model Paige Butcher, have welcomed a baby boy, Max Charles Murphy. Murphy’s publicist released the birth announcement on Monday via CBS News. Baby Max entered the world on Friday, Nov. 30 at 6 pounds, 11 ounces; he and his mother are doing well.…
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50 Cent Offers Love Advice to Cardi B Instead of Minding His Own Strap
Love advice is in the air. In the days since Cardi B announced she and Offset were splitting up last week, niggas have been lining up to offer unsolicited—and unqualified—counsel. Shortly after the breakup announcement, it was revealed Offset had reportedly been cheating with model Summer Bunni. In the midst of the madness, Offset has…
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Mel B Blames Missed NYC Book Signing on Severed Hand
Stateside fans of Melanie Brown awaiting her arrival in New York for a scheduled book signing were left hanging. Also left hanging, apparently, was a portion of her hand. Brown, without an ounce of detail, apologized to her fans via Instagram with a caption that accompanied a photo of her right arm in a foam…
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Somebody Gather Offset’s Lonely Ass: Rapper Pines for Cardi B on Twitter
Well, well, well. Since it’s allegedly our fault that Offset couldn’t keep his Migo in his pants, I guess it’s also contingent upon us to help broadcast his love to his estranged wife, Cardi B. On Sunday, the 26-year-old Migos rapper tweeted a missive to the rest of us, announcing to the world, “FUCK YALL…
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Kevin Hart Wants You to Stop Being ‘Negative’ About His Homophobic Tweets, But He’s Deleting Some of Them Anyway
After the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that comedian Kevin Hart would be hosting the 91st Oscars ceremony on Feb. 24, it was only a matter of time before Twitter detectives dug through his tweets to find something offensive. What they came up with were a bunch of homophobic jokes Hart has…
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Cardi B Just Shared a Picture of Baby Kulture. She’s Gorgeous
You guys! On the heels of announcing her separation from husband Offset, Cardi has shocked the internet by posting a photo of her daughter Kulture. Kulture is gorgeous! Cardi posted the little beauty’s picture with the caption “My heart.” Does separating from Offset have anything to do with the big photographic reveal? The couple had…
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Cardi B's Breakup Announcement, Decoded by a Serial Ex-Boyfriend
The day we were all expecting has arrived, folks. After more than a year of smiling through an array of fuck-ups and alleged side-babies, Cardi B has announced her split from husband and Migos id, Offset. Parents to daughter Kulture Kiari, Cardi and Offset’s love has been as volatile as it was swift. Cardi’s loyalty…
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'Y'all Won': Cardi B Says She and Offset Aren't Together Anymore. He Seems Salty.
The tumultuous rollercoaster known as Cardi B & Offset (did they have a cutesy couple’s name? Coffset?) has come to a screeching halt. The two had been awash in cheating rumors, with the Migos member constantly being accused of stepping out on his wife while she was pregnant. The rappers-in-romance secretly wed in September 2017…
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The Judge Has Spoken: Cardi B Must Show Up to Court for Strip Club Fight or She's Getting Arrested
While Cardi B is making money moves, a judge is demanding she move her ass to a court hearing… or else. Judge Sean Dunn issued the Invasion of Privacy rapper a warning after she was a no-show during Monday’s hearing. As TMZ reported, prosecutors fought for an immediate bench warrant since Cardi had already been…
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Our Beloved Fake Wife Rihanna Is ‘Very Much Smitten’ With Her Real Boyfriend, TYSVM
For quite some time now, my love for Rihanna has been the most selfless feeling I’ve harbored. I understand that you, dear reader, may feel the same. I want nothing but the best for my queen. Sure, for a brief couple weeks in 2018 (the year that will not end) I grumbled about needing new…