Donald Trump vs. Robert Mueller: Under Oath, Unscripted, Unedited and Uncut

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I think I have an idea for the greatest pay-per-view event of all time. It’s something the American people have been waiting for, and it is guaranteed to make millions of dollars.


We will call it Donald Trump vs. Robert Mueller: Under Oath, Unscripted, Unedited and Uncut.

In case you haven’t already heard, Donald Trump said Wednesday that he is willing to speak to special counsel Robert Mueller under oath. This, of course, comes after reports that the president’s attorneys were trying to negotiate a deal where he would undergo some questioning face-to-face, but be able to answer some questions with written statements that we all know would have been ghostwritten by his attorneys anyway, so what would be the point?


According to the New York Times, Trump seems to be unfazed by it all. News broke Tuesday that Mueller seems to really be digging into the idea that the president attempted to obstruct the investigation on multiple occasions, but that doesn’t bother Big Donnie.

“I’m looking forward to it,” he is reported to have said.

Me too, Big Donnie.

I think it should be broadcast around the world so that we can all be watching at the moment his addled-brain ass goes completely off script and starts volunteering information that Mueller didn’t even ask for.


We all know how he likes to brag about himself. Please, let him tell us how he outsmarted everyone by firing Michael Flynn, firing James Comey and punking Jeff Sessions into a stunned silence.

We want to know.

Listen. You wouldn’t even have to charge a lot of money to make big money off this event because everyone would want to watch. This would probably be the one and only pay-per-view event that everyone would watch legally instead of through bootleg methods because the price would be worth it.


Are you listening to me, Cox Communications? Comcast? AT&T? Spectrum? Xfinity?

Make this shit happen.

I promise you: It will be the main event of this presidency.

News Editor for The Root. I said what I said. Period.

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Mortal Dictata

“Donald Trump vs Robert Mueller: Under Oath, Unscripted, Unedited and Uncut.”

I’d add Untruthful to that list too.