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Conservative School Districts Where Trump Held Maskless MAGA Rally Suddenly Reverse Course on COVID Mandates

One week after Trump brought his traveling COVID circus to town, nearly one-third of students in Cullman County, Ala. are out because of the coronavirus.

There are very few places whiter than Cullman County, Ala.

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In the 2020 presidential election, 88.1 percent of Cullman County residents voted for Donald Trump. According to the Cook Political Reporter, the home base of Alabamaโ€™s Fourth Congressional District is quite literally the Trumpiest place in America. In a state known for racism and college football, Cullman County was the site of two of Alabamaโ€™s most notorious โ€œsundown towns,โ€ including a sign warning visitors: โ€œNigger Donโ€™t Let the Sun Go Down on You in This Town.โ€ In a U.S. Congressional report, โ€œthe โ€˜most violent of todayโ€™s KKK groupings,โ€ operated a campsite near Cullman, suspected to be located on the 47-acre property owned by Alabamaโ€™s Grand Dragon. To be fair, it was a long time ago...

In 1980.

So, of course, Cullman was the perfect location for Donald Trump and bulletproof vest-wearing insurrection promoter Mo Brooks to hold Wypipo Woodstock to announce Brooksโ€™ run for the U.S. Senate. Singing the hit song โ€œMasks? We donโ€™t need no stinking masks,โ€ an estimated 50,000 MAGAmuffins attended the biggest political rally in the history of the state to enjoy Americaโ€™s newest viral sensation.

Apparently, they knew the words to all the songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr3ZNvv0aco

Since the Caucasian COVID convention, the anti-mask, anti-vaxxer parents of Cullman have realized that the feeling making their chests swell with pride is actually tiny bits of coronavirus multiplying in their lungs. Now the county is in the throes of the worst spate of COVID cases this year. โ€œAn average of 76 cases per day were reported in Cullman County,โ€ the New York Times reports. โ€œA 32 percent increase from the average two weeks ago.โ€

Because Alabama doesnโ€™t have a robust contact tracing program, it is impossible to directly attribute Cullman Countyโ€™s spike in COVID cases to Donald Trump. However, Cullmanโ€™s 14-day rise in positive cases more than doubleโ€™s the stateโ€™s increase. And, while Alabamaโ€™s hospitalization rate has risen by 16 percent in the last two weeks, Cullman County is seeing a 90 percent increase. Still, this canโ€™t be directly tied to Donald Trump. Iโ€™m not an expert on healthcare in the area.

โ€œThere were people, I can assure you, that said, โ€˜By golly, I am going to see that Trump rally. Iโ€™ve been waiting on this forever.โ€™ I guarantee you there were people that were sick,โ€ said Judy Smith, an actual health expert in the area. Days before the rally, Smith, the administrator of the Alabama Department of Public Health Northern District, told reporters that she was โ€œshivering in her bootsโ€ about the prospects of overwhelmed hospitals.

But this story is not about how Trump brought COVID to town. Itโ€™s about how the town suddenly reversed course after COVID appeared at the MAGA family reunion. After months of defying state and local health authorities by not requiring masks, the overwhelmingly conservative local school leaders have stepped in to stop the mass sacrifice of Cullmanโ€™s youth to the MAGA Jesus. The CDC reports that only 35 percent of Cullman County residents over 12 years old are vaccinated andโ€”as far as masks are concernedโ€”Cullman County Schools officials say they would rather govern by what people believe instead of science.

Two days before MAGApalooza, Cullman County School Superintendent Shane Barnett said schools would leave the mask debate up to individual families, despite the fact that the school had recorded 400 absences by students and staff members. โ€œWeโ€™re not requiring masks,โ€ Barnette said in a videotaped statement. โ€œI want that to be a parentโ€™s choice. I think thatโ€™s important. For whatever reason, some people believe in masks. Some people donโ€™t, and Iโ€™m not here to debate that today.โ€

Apparently, guidance from the Alabama Department of Public Health, the CDC, and every sane doctor on the planet is not as valid as advice from Donald Trump and his coronavirus-breathing cohort...โ€œFor whatever reason.โ€

Then, COVID came to town and suddenly everyone changed their mind.

On Wednesday, Aug. 25โ€”four days after MAGApaloozaโ€”the Cullman County Board of Education announced five schools would temporarily transition to remote learning. Explaining that it will institute a mask mandate if COVID forces over 15 percent of the districtโ€™s students to miss school, the board noted that โ€œstudent enrollment absences due to either a positive COVID test, or because they have been identified as a close contact, is reaching one-third.โ€ Two days later, they closed down the Countyโ€™s Child Development Center.

Meanwhile, in the separate Cullman City School District (CCS), one MAGA maniac filed suit against the district for even suggesting that masks and vaccines work. On Aug. 19, Brian Ogstad filed a petition in the Cullman County Circuit Court asking a judge to prevent the district from โ€œfrom continuing any advice and promotionโ€ of vaccines, providing vaccines โ€œon Cullman city grounds,โ€ and โ€œthe promotion of mask usage through any and all media,โ€ reports CBS42.

It is not quite clear why Ogstad was so concerned, considering the fact that the CCS told parents that they wouldnโ€™t mandate masks. However, after the coronavirus cookout came to town, the school board changed its tune and implemented a mask mandate at two schools. For whatever reason, the board finally realized that COVID was, in fact, not โ€œon par with the seasonal flu,โ€ as MAGA Matlock contends in his lawsuit.

โ€œWhere we respect the choice of parents in regards to masks, these preventive steps are necessary to slow the spread of COVID,โ€ the school board explained on its Facebook page. โ€œThis mandate will be for two weeks, beginning Monday, August 30th and expiring on Friday, September 10th at the end of the school day.โ€

Everything will probably be fine after that. Everyone knows this will last only a couple of weeks.

Cullman County schools are 92 percent white and 1 percent Black, while the much more diverse Cullman City School District is only 90 percent white and 1 percent negroid. And if youโ€™re wondering whether Cullman Countyโ€™s conservative COVIDchella caused an outbreak in adjoining counties, the answer is...probably. Neighboring Winston County and Blount County are whiter, more conservativeย and more anti-vaccine than Cullman County. In Blount County, only 26 percent of the population aged 12-18 have received one dose of the vaccine. In Winston County, itโ€™s 19 percent.

I know youโ€™re expecting a joke about how COVID is lighting up a Winston or hitting a Blount, but Iโ€™m not that kind of person. We should just be thankful that everyone is changing their tune. Apparently, when it comes to the coronavirus...

They donโ€™t want that smoke.

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