“Girl you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for us all,” said Mrs. Obama. I translate this as her letting you all know that your fave could never, but I digress. Mrs. Obama said she’s not surprised by this level of excellence from Bey, because she knows who she is. Imagine having that level of familiarity with either of these women? You really couldn’t tell me a single solitary thing.

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Mrs. Obama told Bey that she loved her and that she’s so proud of her. Queens celebrating queens. I am pretty sure several angels received their wings after that segment was taped.

Mrs. Obama also neglected to share what Bey smells like, but I am guessing that she smells like a high credit score. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

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Honestly, I just feel blessed that God saw it fit to place me alive at the same time as Beyoncé and Michelle Obama. I honestly am not worthy, but I am grateful.