Ben Carson, our woefully inexperienced Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, is not only painfully inept at steering housing policy, but apparently has been exiled from Janetโs illustrious Rhythm Nation.
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How else can you explain this dearth of coordination at a fundraiser for Palm Beach County Republican Lincoln Day?
Bruh.
โGifted Handsโ, my ass.
Beau Davidsonโs seasonless rendition of โStand By Meโ was cringe-worthy enough, but watching Benโs fingers flail around proves The Sunken Place is where rhythm goes to die.
Then again, his wife did butcher The National Anthem once upon a ruptured ear drum, so clearly music isnโt their ministry.
Naturally, Twitter had some opinions on the matter:
Hereโs to hoping he finds a shoulder roll and a fresh pair of hands in his Christmas stocking a month from now.
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