Ochoa posted a video on Facebook of his rendezvous with Lucyfer, and it somehow landed in the network of digital clapback masters called Black Twitter, where the online sleuths quickly found the wearer of the whitest pair of flip-flops ever seen. (Seriously, where do you find flip-flops with a huge red bow? Did Kanye West team up with Melania Trump to create a line of “MAGA” Yeezys? Are those the Make America Great Again 11s?)

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In the video, the woman screams, “Help! Gun! Gun!” as Ochoa drives past her. The only explanation for this is either the woman was high on the secret white supremacist hallucinogen called crystal Mephistopheles or she was trying to get Ochoa killed.

Black Twitter soon unearthed the identity of the culprit as Summer Berlinger, an alleged ex-Marine and lash artist who serves as a part-time party planner in Vegas. Berlinger immediately set her Instagram account to private, then deleted it altogether.

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In a post on a Facebook account that is now private, Berlinger contended that Ochoa threatened her life and threatened to kill her entire family before he drove off, although her version seems to conflict with the video evidence.

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In Ochoa’s video, Berlinger seems to be recording the event on her cellphone, so I’m sure she’s just holding on to the evidence until her day in hell court. Until then, Berlinger remains the No. 1 seed in the Associated Press’ Beckzilla rankings.

Jennifer Schulte, the white woman who called the police on an Oakland, Calif., cookout, was still No. 1 in the coaches’ poll.