Rob is a bird; his baby mama is a bird; his sisters are birds; his mama the biggest bird; it’s just a yard full of birds out here.

This is a word.

I love you back <3

Someone who initially called the police said they thought he had a gun, but he did not. He only had the knife.

Pretty sure they just subbed Black people and Black Lives Matter with this.

Yes. It’s disgusting the way white adults are infantilized but our children are described as adults.

Hey guys, I’ve reached out to find out about ways people can donate and help the monument get repaired. I will post an update as soon as I have information.

Wow. Thanks for sharing that.

Exactly.

Got it.

Why’d you change your name, boo?

This is true. You are so smart.

I really don’t like to make quality judgments like that when it comes to HBCUs, but eh.

Listen. I’m just here for all the fucking receipts.

PREACH

Plus “I’mma need you to relax” sounds a lot more legit than “I’m going to need you to relax.”

This is not a mom playlist.

I was afraid to reply before because i wasn’t sure if it was really you or not, but were you gray for a few days?

I’m in California, but not the Bay. I love Golden State. I love basketball. So yeah, this is news for me. :D

LMAO you mean