Whew shit. All of this.
Hey boo! The chair is extremely comfortable, and it has a matching storage ottoman. Read more
I’m going to tweet @ her with a link to this post so you can get it, missy
Yo. That shit fucked me all the way up. I wasn’t prepared for them to show the bomb going off around his neck.
I don’t live in the Valley. What made you think that?
This was a really good piece.
LMAO could you fucking NOT.
Somebody should have beat his ass.
Earlier today I said he looks like the evil villain in the original Willy Wonka movie with Gene Wilder.
The yell I let out.
To all the white people crying in the comments, I’mma just leave this here for your slow asses: Read more
I love you, friend. This was good.
You are hilarious.
I actually like Church's. I feel attacked.
You are a genius. This is delicious, as always.
Weight is a street term referring to selling drugs in large quantities. In other words, he wasn't selling dime bags or zips (ounces), he was selling by the pound.
This is some bullshit.
This is the nerdiest shit I have ever read in my life, and I am a self-confessed nerd. Read more
Oh my god you are so annoying.