This photo is my mood for the rest of 2018

Praise my patron saint of fuckin up basic bitches everywhere. Lemme tell you something when I heard that Naomi and Rihanna were beefing, I almost wept cause how you gon make me choose between Oshun and Yemaya? How!?!? HOW SWAY?!!?.

Exactly, it’s the same reason why the GOP will fuck with medicaid all day long, but they are careful when it comes to medicare. They’re evil. Not stupid.

too fat, too loud, too black, too angry

I mean....don’t get me wrong. That album was a mess hotter than the sun. But if he had changed his name to joshua scott and did a Robin Thicke move. He woulda been poppin.

Justin made it by selling out Janet and then being mad at Britney for having the good God given sense to have sex with 1998 Colin Farrell.

The rebellion tho.

These days when he comes up, I’m just like “I don’t know why he talks, everyone knows it should have been JC”

ok.

That’s a dave chapelle joke

Oh sorry.

Well BP actually dumped Storm. He was always kinda mad that she had a job outside wakanda (leading the x men). Then when namor came and decimated the wakanda, she wasn’t there (x men) and he blamed her for it. So then he was BIG MAD and annulled their marriage. And did it in the rudest way possible.

Technically Single

You make all the right choices roo

I used to think these things too, and then I ghosted from an Ethiopian Baby Shower.

It’s funnier. When you learn that he’s homeless it’s just sad.

Jay z’s NY times article was a big 2017 win, because he confirmed that he and kanye made up. I thought at least North, Saint, and the new baby will stand a chance. Like there is no doubt in my mind that Beyonce looked at Jay and said, we can’t leave those kids to Kim and Kris.

Or What if everyone is just allowed to look how they look without it having to live up to whatever standard has been set for us this month.

I prefer him to No Wire Hangers!

Yeah I was about to jump in with you to mention that not only did they have to pay back debt to France, but then the US and along with them virtually every other nation refused to recognize Haiti as a sovereign nation after the revolution. Then I looked at that symbol, and I thought where have I seen that before, and…