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10 Surprising Things Panama Jackson Is Older Than Today
1. The 34-year-old John Amos when he was cast in Good Times as the husband of the then 193-year-old Esther Rolle 2. Any rapper who’s ever released an album worth listening to. Because nothing says “Yeah, I don’t drink coffee. But, if I did, this CD would make a great coaster!” better than “a rap album…
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The Only Things On Earth That Matter Less Than Your Opinion Of How Disgusted You Are By Caitlyn Jenner
1. French rap. And by “French” I mean “Gospel” 2. Fruit salad with no pineapples 3. The three T-Mobile Sidekicks I have stored in a shoebox somewhere in my home. And the burnt orange and black Von Dutch hat also in that shoebox. 4. Unfortunately, every movie Kevin Smith has made since Dogma 5. White tears…
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10 Myths About Black People That Need To Be Taken Behind A Barn And Shot In The Fucking Face
Smart Black kids are regularly teased by other Blacks for “acting White” and ostracized because of their academic achievements It can not be denied that some Black people have experienced this. But creating and promoting a narrative that this type of intentional academic self-sabotage happens all the time — like there are sentinels on every…
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10 Completely Separate Times Nia Long Proved She's The Best And Baddest Actress Who Ever Lived
According to several sources, Nia Long, the baddest actress who has ever lived, is apparently engaged to long-time boyfriend Ime Udoka. I am happy about this. Because, by doing things like “existing” and “sitting while appearing on screen,” Nia Long has been making me happy for over 20 years. So being happy about her happiness…
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Why The "Grown-Ass Black Man With Cornrows" Is The Greatest Hairstyle Ever
1. Because aside from being… A) an inmate B) a grip on a porno set C) a gang member in LA (and only in LA) D) a pimp in a randomly bizarre location like Sioux Falls, SD, Punxsutawney, PA, or Saturn E) a light skinneded daytime TV star in a Tyler Perry movie …there’s no valid…
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There Are Many Perfectly Valid Reasons To Hate Jay Z. Tidal, However, Isn't One Of Them
1. As a young man, Jay Z spent an indeterminate amount of time dealing crack cocaine in the neighborhood he grew up in. 2. He was so good at dealing crack that he managed to make a small fortune from it and elude any serious legal consequences. 3. He left selling crack behind completely, instead…
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Foods Your Bitch Ass Better Not Bring To A Memorial Day Cookout
1. Tossed salad Because no one — not even the fire ants and mosquitoes sharing an all-inclusive buffet on your ashy ankles — wants to eat your soggy-ass, lettuce the color of beef and broccoli Timberlands-ass, tossed salad at a fucking cookout. 2. Tuna salad The only thing shittier than your StarKist and mayonnaise and macaroni after…
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Five Things Having A Pregnant Wife Has Taught Me
1. Look, I get it. Pretty much every living thing you see — humans, birds, gnats, plants, Zetas, etc — can reproduce. And when something can be done by everything that shares any type of biological connection to you, it’s really not that big of a deal. I mean, I didn’t go around all excited and…
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I Am Not Soliciting Prostitutes. I'm Just Walking My Dog. Please Believe Me.
Couple things you need to know before we get started: 1. The Wife Person and I have an 11-year-old pit bull named Mickey. Now, you might not trust me when I tell you Mickey happens to be the nicest, sweetest, and smartest dog I’ve ever met. Because of course a dog owner probably isn’t going…
