• Y’all, They Trying to Tear Barry Down; New Book Claims He Snorted Coke and Cheated on Michelle

    A deplorable has written an “unauthorized biography” that sounds like fiction and claims that former President Barack Obama regularly snorted cocaine and was a man about town. Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama, written by Pulitzer Prize-winning biographer David Garrow, claims that before Obama rose to fame, he was once a drug-fueled, partying college…

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  • May the 4th Be With You: Meet Darthvader Williamson

    You would think that one of the most iconic movie villains would be somewhere scaring children or plotting ways to take over the universe, but since the president has both of those on lock, Darthvader can go back to his regular life, living in Tennessee and working a regular job, just like the rest of…

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  • Howard Stern: Trump Really Wanted Hillary Clinton to Win

    One of Donald Trump’s good friends, shock jock Howard Stern, says he believes deeply that Trump never wanted to be president and, instead, really wanted Hillary Clinton to win. The outspoken and outlandish radio personality said that President Trump wasn’t joking when he noted in a recent interview with Reuters during his 100-days-in-office mark (a…

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  • Trump Administration Kills Michelle Obama’s ‘Let Girls Learn’ Program

    Unlike Melania Trump, Michelle Obama really did stuff as the first lady. She pushed an initiative promoting fitness and healthy eating for kids called “Let’s Move!” She also started the Reach Higher Initiative, which encouraged students to continue their education beyond high school. In 2015, President Barack Obama and the first lady launched Let Girls…

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  • This Is Really Weird: Steve Bannon Wrote a Hip-Hop Play 

    In arguably the most perplexing twist to hit the Trump administration yet—and trust me, I know that’s saying a lot—the internet has unearthed a hip-hop musical about the Los Angeles riots written by white nationalist, chief strategist and real president of the United States, the man whom Trump calls Papa, Steve Bannon. I. Wish. I.…

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  • Betsy DeVos to Speak at Bethune-Cookman University’s Commencement Ceremony

    For some reason unbeknownst to many of us, historically black college Bethune-Cookman University in Florida has announced that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos will be the keynote commencement speaker next week. The news is super confusing, considering that the pro-school-choice head of education once famously flubbed that HBCUs were the true pioneers of school choice, rather…

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  • Trump Is Insane and This Interview Proves It

    President Donald Trump not only continues to imply that former President Barack Obama wiretapped his phone when Trump was a candidate, but when pressed for proof—which everyone, including his staff, knows doesn’t exist—Trump grew angry and ended the interview. CBS News reporter John Dickerson asked the president if former presidents, including Obama, had given him…

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  • Texans Rookie QB Deshaun Watson Is a Better Son Than All of Us

    Deshaun Watson was drafted to the Houston Texans (What? Like a day ago?), and he hasn’t played one game, but he’s already spending that NFL money to take care of his mom. On Saturday, the former Clemson great took to Twitter to show off his mom’s new birthday gift. This was his first big purchase…

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  • TrumPutin on Trumpcare: You Want to Know What Sucks? Obamacare

    As a candidate, Vladimir TrumPutin swore that he was going to make a 100-day contract with the American public. He swore that he was going to “drain the swamp” and repeal and replace Obamacare. At this point, TrumPutin is the divorced dad who swears he’s coming to pick up the kids on his weekends, and…

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  • Fighting for Environmental Justice Is Fighting for Racial Justice

    In 2005, Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans. Governmental neglect left majority-black wards destitute. Seventy-three percent of those displaced by Katrina were black, and more than one-third of them were estimated to have been poor. Although the hardest-hit areas in New Orleans were low-income communities and communities of color, white residents were favored over black residents…

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