• Did James Harden Mastermind a Strip Club Beatdown and Robbery?

    Moses Malone Jr., the son of late NBA Hall of Famer Moses Malone, believes that Houston Rockets star point guard James Harden was the mastermind behind a June robbery and assault in which at least $15,000 worth of jewelry was stolen. Now Malone has filed a lawsuit against Harden in which he claims that the…

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  • If This Latest Russia Report Doesn’t Get Trump Impeached, I Don’t Know What Will

    I don’t have to comb through years of President TrumPutin’s taxes or real estate dealings to point out collusion between the worst president in American history and Mother Russia, aka our play cousin. Let’s just look at the past week. On May 9, unbeknownst to members of his own team, Trump fired FBI Director James…

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  • Trump Gives 1st Interview Since Firing FBI Director Comey and Sounds Like a Mob Boss

    In a different time—you know, like, a week ago—James Comey was still the FBI director and President Donald Trump was scheduled to have a sit-down with NBC News’ Lester Holt. Trump was set to boast about his health plan. And then Comey was fired and the White House was ablaze in rumors; press secretary Sean…

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  • Poll Reveals That Many People Believe Trump Is an Idiot

    The Quinnipiac University Poll question was simple: “What is the first word that comes to mind when you think of Donald Trump?” The responses would be fitting for someone who’s not the president of the United States. Leading the pack was “idiot,” then came “incompetent” and “liar.” To be fair, “leader” came in fourth, followed…

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  • Trump’s Latest Claim Shows Just How Crazy He Really Is

    Steve “Big Poppa” Bannon needs to come and get his son President Donald Trump ’cause he’s out here making up stuff again. During a recent interview with The Economist published Thursday, Trump laid claim to a commonly used phrase in economics, proving that at this point, he may just be crazy. Trump told editors at…

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  • Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Hid in the Bushes to Avoid the Press After Comey Firing

    Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer is a loquacious man when he wants to be, and when he doesn’t, well, he hides in bushes to avoid reporters who want to know what the hell is going on in the White House. After finishing an interview with Fox News, Spicy Facts hid behind tall hedges on the White…

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  • Betsy DeVos Spoke at Bethune-Cookman and It Went Worse Than Expected

    A week ago, Bethune-Cookman University, an HBCU located in Florida and named after Mary McLeod Bethune, announced that Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos would be the school’s commencement speaker, and the news went over like a lead balloon. DeVos, a leader in “school choice” with no qualifications for her position besides being a rich white…

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  • #StayWoke: President Meets With Russians Day After Comey Firing

    So James Comey, the man who was investigating the White House’s relationship with Russia as FBI director, has been fired, and the very next day, President Vladimir TrumPutin hosts Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov. And, get this, the Russian media were reportedly allowed inside the meeting for photos, while U.S. media were not. That truly…

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  • Kellyanne Conway Is Back, and My Heart Is Full

    The best thing about FBI Director James Comey’s firing is that it brought Kellyanne Conway back, and I can’t lie: I’ve missed her. Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer has gotten a bit better at dodging questions about this dodgy-ass administration, but Conway is pure. Conway really is purely unaware of how to handle, talk about, discuss…

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  • A Conspiracy Theorist’s Guide to FBI Director James Comey’s Firing 

    President Vladimir TrumPutin and his Big Baller Brand-ass administration is like N.W.A when they dropped their first album. They’re brash, abrasive and in-your-face. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if TrumPutin, Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer, Steve “Big Poppa” Bannon and Jared “Got Dem Visas” Kushner just walked out of the Oval Office like this:…

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