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Ex-FBI Director James Comey Hid Among Curtains to Avoid Trump: Report
Because the president of the United States doesn’t understand how government works, he kept trying to make James Comey his friend when Comey was FBI director. Donald Trump didn’t seem to understand that while the person who heads the FBI serves the president, he isn’t the president’s servant. Now news has emerged that the former…
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Creepy Anthony Weiner to Plead Guilty in Latest Sexting Scandal
Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner is expected to plead guilty Friday in federal court to an official charge of transferring obscene material to a minor, related to his sexting a teen. The former New York Democratic congressman will enter the plea in a federal courtroom in Manhattan in his latest sexting scandal, involving a 15-year-old…
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Because the Trumps Can’t Stay Off Twitter, Lil Donnie Implied That the Comey Memo Is True
When will all of the Trumps, any of the damn Trumps, learn that Twitter is not their friend? In fact, the only thing Twitter has proved to do for the Trumps is create a complete timeline of dumbass comments that generally tend to contradict policy, law or both. Because scandals in the White House are…
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Are We Watching Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer’s Final Days as Press Secretary?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I can’t take this. President Vladimir TrumPutin is considering downsizing Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer’s public role, according to Politico, and of course I’ve heard the rumors that Spicy Facts is on the verge of losing his job completely as the White House press secretary, but I will have none of it. While I even…
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If America Can Self-Correct, Then TrumPutin Is Heading for Impeachment
Can you feel it? The walls are closing in on this Negan-ass administration. It feels like it’s only a matter of time—except I don’t trust this Republican Congress, which makes me feel like we might have to endure years of this, and that would be horrible—but for now just go with me. Let’s act as…
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Roger Ailes, Former CEO of Fox News, Dead at 77
Roger Ailes, the embattled former CEO of Fox News who built the news station into the conservative media empire that it’s become, died Thursday. He was 77. “I am profoundly sad and heartbroken to report that my husband, Roger Ailes, passed away this morning,” Ailes’ wife, Elizabeth, wrote in a statement, the New York Times…
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Obama on Trump: ‘He’s Nothing but a Bullshitter’
Barack Obama doesn’t get upset; in fact, he rarely loses his cool. It was one of the things that troubled me about his presidency. I really just wanted him to stop it with the politics of racial representation and threaten to kick someone’s ass. It isn’t really his fault, though; he knew how to play…
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Kobe Bryant Sends Gifts to Jordan Edwards’ Brother for His Birthday
reported Kevon Edwards was in the car on April 29 when his unarmed 15-year-old brother, Jordan, was gunned down by a Dallas police officer. The two brothers were leaving a party in Balch Springs, Texas, when an officer opened fire on the car they were riding in. The story touched Kobe Bryant so much that…
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When Russia Wants to Prove the US President Isn’t a Liar, It’s Time to Break Up
It’s a sad day for America when the Russian president is willing to provide transcripts of the conversation between the president of the United States and Russian officials in order to prove that the U.S. president isn’t lying. On Wednesday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said that he would be willing to provide Congress with a…
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European Country to US: New Phone, Who Dis?
Because President Vladimir TrumPutin has no idea what in the hell he’s doing—and that includes, I don’t know, showing classified material to Russian officials—a senior European official has told the Associated Press that since our president can’t even hold water, his country may stop sharing classified info with the United States. Such sharing “could be…

