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Sheriff ‘Black Guy for Trump’ Turns Down Job at the Department of Homeland Security
Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr.—you know, the black man who loves to chide black people in the name of his lord and master Donald J. Trump—won’t be taking the assistant secretary position at the Department of Homeland Security. “Late Friday, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke Jr. formally notified Secretary of Homeland Security John…
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Trump Talks Cuba, but All I Heard Was ‘Assata Shakur’ and All I Saw Was a ‘Blacks for Trump’ Sign
President Donald Trump is continuing on his “I’m going to do the opposite of whatever Obama did” presidency tour, announcing Friday that he’s going to get tough on Cuba, including a demand that the communist country return American fugitives and name-checking Assata Shakur, née Joanne Chesimard. “Return the fugitives from American justice, including the return…
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LeBron James Suffers Another Loss
On Monday, LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers watched as the Golden State Warriors were crowned NBA champions. And now LeBron James has finally said goodbye to the struggle with his receding hairline. A video making the rounds on social media Wednesday shows a bald LeBron fully accepting his deficient hairline. It’s been a tough…
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This Might Be Trump’s Best Tweet Yet
President Donald Trump and I rarely agree. In fact, we are so far apart that if he said the sky was blue, I would say, “Shut up, you orange-faced afterbirth, lying sack of Russian urine!” But I must admit that Trump’s latest tweet is a good one. On Friday he confirmed that he was under…
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When a Deplorable Interviews a Nutjob: How Alex Jones Played Megyn Kelly and Scooped Her Interview
Oh, Megyn Kelly, this is what happens when you stake your mainstream career on a conspiracy theorist who has so gone off the deep end that he believes U.S. moon landings are fake and the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings were staged. No one wanted this megaphone of fake news to have an even bigger…
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Here Is Why LeBron James Will Leave Cleveland
The NBA season is done; the Golden State Warriors are champs. So now comes the speculation that only an NBA offseason can bring. With all the free agents available, it makes sense that NBA teams are looking at their finances to figure out how to form a supergroup. The largest name—hell, the biggest name in…
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Possible R&B Supergroup: Vladimir Putin, Edward Snowden and Ex-FBI Head James Comey
Groups break up and form new groups all the time. LeVert disbanded, only for lead singer Gerald Levert to join up with Johnny Gill and Keith Sweat to form LSG. New Edition broke up, and members Michael Bivins, Ronnie DeVoe and Ricky Bell reformed into the great BBD. So is a possible Vladimir Putin, Edward…
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President Tweets as Russia Probe Moves Closer to White House
President Twitter Fingas is up to his old tricks again. As the Russia investigation moves closer to findings of possible obstruction of justice, Donald Trump took out his virtual bullhorn to shout more nonsense. This time, President Vladimir TrumPutin claims that accusations his campaign colluded with Russia last year are “phony” and called the investigation…
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Some White Irish UFC Guy Set to Fight in August
The biggest fight that no one cares about and yet everyone cares about is finally happening. Unbeaten and undisputed pound-for-pound greatest boxer, and arguably all-around horrible person, Floyd Mayweather will be fighting some white Irish UFC guy on Aug 26. That’s right—it looks as if UFC President Dana White and Money Mayweather Promotions have pulled…
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Report: Tiger Woods Headed Back to Rehab
If current reports are correct, then it looks as if golf legend Jack Nicklaus may have been right when he said that Tiger Woods “needed our help”: The former golf great is reportedly going back to rehab to avoid losing joint custody of his two kids after his recent DUI arrest. “Tiger visited the hospital…
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