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The Curious Case of Cam Newton’s Raised Fist
Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is an enigma wrapped in a flamboyant leprechaun outfit. Win or lose, Newton is gon’ make the news for his on-the-field play, his wardrobe or both. On Sunday he led the Panthers to a 33-30 victory over the New England Patriots. The Panthers are now 3-1 for the season, but…
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President Trump Dedicates Golf Trophy to Victims of Hurricane; Victims Want Him to Stick Trophy Up His Ass
Like just about everything that President Donald Trump touches, his response to the hurricane disaster that ravaged Puerto Rico has turned to shit. I don’t know if Trump was fully aware when he took the job that Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States and that the 1.8 million people without food or…
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For the Record, Washington Wizards Forward Kelly Oubre Jr. Is Not a Lesbian
Washington Wizards forward Kelly Oubre Jr. can understand why Golden State Warriors forward Kevin Durant created a fake Twitter account to bash haters. It can be a lot for an NBA player to handle. “I would 100 percent say that I’ve had the urge to get a fake Twitter, but I never did it,” Oubre…
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The Denver Broncos Have Officially Left the Protest: All Players Will Stand for National Anthem
The Denver Broncos have officially left the protest for black lives behind. Maybe it was the president of white supremacy’s words commanding NFL team owners to fire players who don’t stand for the anthem. Maybe the players realized that they aren’t built for this protest life. Maybe they are scared. But either way, all of…
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Peak Caucasity: HHS Secretary Tom Price Balls Out on Private Jets Costing Taxpayers $400,000, Gets Caught, Then Pays Back Only $51,887.31
Never has there been a time in U.S. history when the secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services has needed to charter a private jet. To prove how unassuming the HHS secretary is, please name two previous secretaries of health and human services. Yep. So the idea that current Health and Human Services…
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Watch: Washington, DC, Football-Team Fan Burns Gear Over Protest but Was Fine With Team Name and Racist History
All of this is making my head hurt, but apparently, it is a thing for right-winged zealots who are so upset that grown men have taken a knee during their precious national anthem to make videos of themselves burning jerseys and team paraphernalia. Just burn that shit. Why do you have to make a video…
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Trump Believes NFL Owners Are Scared of Their Black Players, Which Is Why They Haven’t Stopped Them From Protesting
President Donald Trump believes that NFL owners are afraid of their players, which is why they haven’t put their foot down and demanded that those blacks the players stop protesting. “I have so many friends that are owners. And they’re in a box. I mean, I’ve spoken to a couple of them. They say, ‘We…
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Houston Texans Quarterback Deshaun Watson Donates 1st-Game Paycheck to Cafeteria Workers Devastated by Hurricane Harvey
Don’t let Donald Trump and his satanic administration fool you: There is still kindness and good in this world. Houston Texans rookie quarterback Deshaun Watson donated his first-game paycheck to three cafeteria workers who were affected by Hurricane Harvey. “For what you all do for us every day and never complain, I really appreciate you…
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Should I Tell Them? Mad Wypipo Want Ray Lewis’ Statue Removed After He Knelt During the National Anthem
In his heyday, Ray Lewis danced before he took to the field. It was a slide-shuffle step that ended with him acting as if he were bursting out of his uniform. On the field, the then-Baltimore Ravens linebacker was ferocious. Since retiring, Lewis has lost all of his emotion and become a hollowed droid of…
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To the Black Men Still Watching the NFL: NBA God Bill Russell Just Took a Knee
Among the pantheon of black athletes you don’t discuss negatively, Bill Russell is in the top five. All black men know that walking into a black barbershop and talking bad about Bill Russell is grounds for having your ass kicked. It’s like walking into a black church and talking bad about Jesus; it can bring…

