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Philadelphia Eagles Player Fletcher Cox Seduced a Married Woman and Now Her Husband Is Suing Him: Report
Philadelphia Eagles defensive lineman Fletcher Cox has gotten himself involved in all kinds of drama. Cox has been accused of running college-sophomore-level game on a married North Carolina woman, and her husband is suing the star defensive player, claiming that Cox’s macking has led to substantial emotional distress. Yes, it’s legal to sue someone for…
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Secretary of State Rex Tillerson Has 1 Foot Out of the White House and the Other on a Banana Peel
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is currently updating his LinkedIn profile to include his work at the White House. He’s spent a good portion of his morning calling friends to see who’s hiring, and practicing saying the word “funemployment,” because he’s out. Everyone knows he’s out, including Tillerson. Which is the reason he’s been combing…
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Chicago Bulls Forward Nikola Mirotic Is a Better Man Than All of Us
Chicago Bulls forward Nikola Mirotic might be an angel, because if a co-worker gave me multiple facial fractures and a concussion in a fistfight, I would be suing my employers, my employer’s employers and my employer’s employer’s employers. I would spend the rest of my days at work looking like this: But alas, I’m not…
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Rep. John Conyers Is Hospitalized for Stress on the Same Day 1 of His Accusers Appears on the Today Show
I’ve always heard that its damn near sacrilege to speak ill of the old, but fuck Rep. John Conyers and Harvey Weinstein and Russell Simmons and Matt Lauer. I’m so tired of hearing how bad they feel, or how poorly they are doing in the wake of allegations that they violated women. I don’t care…
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Trump to Reporter: ‘There’s Nothing in the World Like First-Rate Pussy’
Some time ago, there used to be a magazine called Maximum Golf, which thought it was a good idea to profile then-billionaire golf-resort owner Donald Trump at his Mar-a-Lago golfing compound in Florida. Trump, then just a really rich asshole and not a presidential one, spotted “a young socialite,” according to the magazine reporter, and…
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Access Hollywood to Trump: Nah, Son. That’s You on the Tape (I’m Paraphrasing a Bit)
Access Hollywood is not here for President Donald Trump’s games. The insider tabloid show has come out to emphatically state that the voice heard on the infamous 2005 tape that captured Trump telling then-host Billy Bush about how his celebrity allows him to sexually assault women is authentic. According to a piece published in the…
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Trump Hosted an Empty-Chair Meeting After ‘Chuck and Nancy’ Told Him to Kick Rocks
Let’s recap, shall we? President Shoofly von BotherEveryone was supposed to host a meeting with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to discuss preventing a possible government shutdown. Before the meeting, President DoucheFace von FrostedTufts decided that it would be a good idea to tweet how ineffective and…
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President Trump Is the Single Biggest Threat to Muslims After Sharing Islamophobic Videos on Twitter
On Wednesday, for no apparent reason other than that he’s a xenophobic piece of garbage who openly hates an entire religious group with a passion seen only by white men wearing hoods (or khakis) and wielding torches, the president of the United States retweeted Islamophobic posts from Britain’s far-right, fascist party, Britain First. The videos,…
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Something Smells Catfishy: Ray Allen’s Alleged Male Stalker Claims They Had a 3-Year Romantic Relationship
This whole thing is becoming intensely messy. Former NBA superstar Ray Allen claimed that he’d been catfished by a man pretending to be several women. In court documents obtained by TMZ Sports, Allen claims that upon learning that it was, in fact, a man behind the online dating profiles, he ended the relationships. Now the…
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Trump and CNN Are Having a Messy Public Breakup; Now CNN Isn’t Going to the Christmas Party
President Yahoo von Hotmail has ruined his relationship with mainstream media and, most especially, his lover CNN. On Tuesday, the news station announced that it wouldn’t be attending the annual White House Christmas party because President LooseLips von TweetBeef won’t stop talking bad about the press. “CNN will not be attending this year’s White House…
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