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Black Trump Supporters Call Democrats Dressed in All White the Ku Klux Klan: 'The Only Thing…Missing Tonight Is the Matching Hood'
Remember Katrina Pierson? Don’t worry if you don’t as only close friends and family actually remember Katrina Pierson. And she’s alive. But way back in 2015 when Trump was just a washed-up reality TV persona trying to become a washed-up reality TV president, Pierson was Trump’s favorite mouthpiece who was on all the talk shows. If…
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Is Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Investigation Coming to a Close?
The first reports from several news outlets noted that special counsel Robert Mueller’s latest probe filling may possibly bring more indictments. And then news broke that a prosecutor working with the investigation had left Mueller’s team and returned to the Justice Department, possibly pointing to the hunt for Russian collusion coming to an end. So…
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Va. Attorney General Admits to Wearing Blackface to Perform Kurtis Blow Rap
I don’t know what’s more puzzling—that Virginia Attorney General Mark Herring (D) once dressed in blackface in college and admitted it, or that Virginia Attorney General Mark Herring listened to Kurtis Blow and knew the lyrics of one of his songs enough to actually perform it in said blackface. It seems that after Virginia Gov.…
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Trump Eerily Silent After SOTU Speech and I Have a Lot of Questions
Where is President HooHoo Von Swizzledick? It’s been 13 hours since the president delivered his long-ass, shoutout speech, in which he begged up Navy veterans, a child cancer patient, himself and his wife, Melania—who came to the State of the Union in a separate car because even she’s hate riding with his ass—and the president…
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Hey, Bernie Sanders Can You STFU After the SOTU and Let Stacey Abrams Shine?
I thought after the “Bernie Bros.” reportedly ditched their liberal persona and voted for Donald Trump in an effort to “bern” Hillary Clinton that everyone had learned their lesson and informally agreed to play nice. As it stands, we’ve got an orange demigod in the White House who needs to be sent packing in 2020.…
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Sen. Cory Booker Has a Girlfriend. Now Can We Stop Talking About His Dating Life?
Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.) has a girlfriend. Also, Sen. Cory Booker is not gay. We know this because Sen. Cory Booker has mentioned both several times and not because he wanted to address the issue of his sexuality or who he’s dating; it just keeps coming up. Over and over again. “I’m heterosexual,” Booker said…
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Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris to Visit Early Primary States Later This Month
After announcing her decision to run for president in front of 20,000 of her closest friends in her hometown of Oakland, Calif., Democratic Sen. Kamala Harris will visit all four early primary states over the next month to meet voters and share her vision for the country. The former California attorney general will campaign in…
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White Tax Tears: Trump Voters Are Now Realizing They've Been Had
Americans with a full set of teeth and a healthy disdain for Liam Neeson tried to warn the rest of the massive amount of dummies that Trump wasn’t for y’all, either. Of course, that didn’t stop the midwestern MAGAts from running to the polls to vote for the reality TV charlatan who had no foreign…
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Trump: Hey Blacks, Look at These Unemployment Rates and Criminal Justice Reform. We Good?
On Sunday, Trump sat down with Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan to slosh his way through a number of topics including: football, troops in Afghanistan, his dumb-ass border wall and race. While most of his answers were a massive word gumbo, his answers on race may have been the most telling. Whenever Trump talks…
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A Complete Analysis of the Super Bowl From Someone Who's Protesting the NFL and Didn't Watch the Game
Well another NFL season has passed and another team owned by a white man has successfully won another Super Bowl championship. Most likely that team is the New England Patriots because Tom Brady is the quarterback and that fucking guy is on the Mount Rushmore of white men. Seriously, the guy is a Hall of…

