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High School Valedictorian Stripped of Ranking Due to an Administrative Error, but She Thinks It's Retaliation for Critical Graduation Speech
Destiny Brannon had her life planned out. As top student and valedictorian of DeSoto ISD’s class of 2018, she was guaranteed to receive one year of free tuition at a state university, a perk that is given to every valedictorian at a Texas public high school. Destiny had gone to freshman orientation at the University…
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White House Sends Out State of the ‘Uniom’ Tickets Because No One in This Administration Is at Grade Level
It’s only President Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address, so what could go wrong? Well, the tickets, for one. The bumbling Beverly Hillbillies administration couldn’t even get the damn tickets correct to his inaugural address because I’m convinced that no one in the administration is at grade level. This Toyota Paseo-ass administration sent…