Vladimir Putin
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Death Grip: Handshake Between Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince and the Russian President, Analyzed
I’ve been black all my life. Therefore when I came out of my mother’s womb, I turned, coughed a bit, smacked the doctor five and pulled him in close for the brother handshake. The doctor, a white man, was confused, and not because a newborn just smacked him five, but because he didn’t understand the…
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The Trump Organization Wanted to Give Trump's Boo Vladimir Putin a $50 Million Penthouse: Report
It looks like The Trump Organization wasn’t just trying to build a mega building in his boo’s native land but the Trump Tower Moscow would’ve included a $50 million penthouse gift to his sidepiece, Russian President Bae-dimir Putin. Felix Sater, a real estate developer with ties to the Russian government, told the New York Daily…
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Trump Calls Off Meeting With Putin Right After Michael Cohen Agrees To Sing Like Johnny Gill at His Audition for New Edition
President Donald Trump abruptly canceled his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin Thursday noting: “Ouuuuu, bitch, they onto us!” Fine, who knows what the hell goes on in that empty pit of shame that sits atop the saggy-skinned movable KFC buckets that make up the president? But two days before he was supposed to sit…
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5 Takeaways From Trump’s Bizarre 60 Minutes Interview
In an interview which aired Sunday night, the untanned soles of Donald Trump’s crusty pale feet were finally held to the flames. In what can arguably be called the realest interview since the president took office, Trump sat down with Lesley Stahl of CBS’s 60 Minutes to discuss everything from his love affair with Russian…
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On Conspiracy Theories and Election Hacking [Updated]
Editor’s Note (8/1/2018): The original story that appeared here has been updated after editorial review. The reasons are outlined in the updated piece. On Thursday morning, The Root published an article written by this writer asserting my opinion that the 2016 election was hacked by Russian actors and that there is evidence that votes were…
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President Vladimir TrumPutin's Latest Tweet Storm Claims Russia Is Bae and the Real Enemy is the American Media
It’s Thursday, so you know what that means? The old man in the White House is at it again. Fresh off a KFC bender, the president started in on his latest rash against American media, claiming that the summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin was a success and that the real enemy is the American…
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Vladimir Putin Doesn't Want to See No Stinkin' Indictments, Plays Fox News Host to the Left During Interview
Russian President Vladimir Putin is having quite the week. Not only did he get the president of the United States to publicly kiss his ass on national television, he totally played the president’s favorite news station during an interview. While sitting with Chris Wallace from America’s version of RT News (maybe, Fox News can change…
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Trump's Joint Press Conference With Russian President Makes Their Secret Love an Official Relationship
The president of the United States is currently in a relationship with the Justin Bieber of world leaders. Vladimir Putin is not just a bad boy, he’s a Russian mobster, a dictator and an actual thug, not a play thug for R&B likes. The president has been caught talking to Putin on his burner phone…
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12 Russians Indict for Meddling in 2016 Election and President Trump Still Doesn't Care
On Friday, just days before President Trump is set to meet one-on-one with Russian President Vladimir Putin, the Justice Department announced that a dozen Russian military officials have been indicted for their role in an effort to sabotage the 2016 presidential election. And by sabotage, I mean infiltrating emails and computers used by Democrats to…
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Trump Couldn’t Let Beyoncé and Jay-Z Live, Announces Summit With Russian President Vladimir Putin
Since the release of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s surprise joint album, Everything Is Love, President Donald Trump and his staff have been working furiously to try to upstage the duo. Well, it looks as if the Trump administration may have finally decided that the one move that might take some of the shine from the Carters…