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  • The Donald Trump Presidential-Speech Drinking Game

    The Donald Trump Presidential-Speech Drinking Game

    If you’re anything like me, when Donald Trump addresses a joint session of Congress tonight, it will be very difficult to watch (especially if, like me, you initially thought “joint session of Congress” referred to a little-known constitutional amendment that required representatives to pass a blunt around the House chamber). Luckily for you, we here…

  • Trump’s CPAC Speech Is Like All the Rest of Them: A Word-Vomit Salad of Stupidity

    In 2015 Donald Trump was booed at the Conservative Political Action Conference. So after that, Trump got tight and wasn’t fucking with CPAC. He blew off the gathering of conservatives in 2016, and here is the funny part: CPAC didn’t care, because they weren’t fucking with him, either. In a 2016 CPAC poll of Republican…