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Steve Harvey Says Donald Trump Is Keeping His Promises
Steve Harvey is still drinking Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Largo Kool-Aid and says Trump is keeping his promises about affordable housing. “Well, I mean as far as doing he promised me to do, he’s doing it. I’m working with HUD. I’m going to get some housing for underprivileged people,” Harvey said when TMZ caught up with him.…
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Steve Harvey Is The St. Peter Of The Sunken Place
Imagine, if you can, the sheer terror of watching yourself descend into The Sunken Place. Your body suspended in a perpetual state of hypnagogia. Your mind lucid enough to be conscious of the fright and the dread of what’s happening to your soul but too subdued — too horrifyingly and devastatingly paralytic — do to anything…
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Steve Harvey Just Can’t Stop Caping for the President
Steve Harvey just won’t stop caping for President Vladimir TrumPutin. At this point I’m fine with the Family Feud host being traded for a future draft pick, and I feel safe in saying his cookout credentials have been revoked. It’s not that you can’t come to the cookout, Mr. Harvey; it’s just that said cookout…
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About the Blacks the Marigold Manchurian Candidate Has Been Meeting
For as long as he is president, there will be debate over whether or not black people should be meeting with the Marigold Manchurian Candidate. It’s a question The Root’s political editor, Jason Johnson, recently tackled in the piece “So, When Is It OK to Meet With Trump?” While we are in accord with the…
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Steve Harvey Haz a Sad Over Trump Backlash
Woe is Steve Harvey. Woe is he. Apparently the backlash Harvey received after meeting with Donald Trump has gotten to him. Also, he haz a sad. To say that Harvey was dragged to hell and back over his meeting with President Molded Tangerine would be an understatement. The backlash was swift and brutal. Harvey, who…
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Steve Harvey Tweets Apology for Offensive Asian Joke
Good thing people have the ability to create notes on their iPhones. I mean, without the Notes app, would we have ever received this apology from Steve Harvey? But I guess Harvey’s apology will have to suffice. Someone should let Eddie Huang know about this. Personally, I use Notes for my grocery list.
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Top 10 People Summoned to Trump Towers to Fix Black America
Since the election of Donald J. Trump, we have witnessed an eclectic mix of black people streaming from Trump Tower, called upon by the dollop-shaped dictator to help him solve the problems of black America. Most of us have cast a skeptical eye at his selections because they seemingly have no training, expertise or qualifications…
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Fresh Off the Boat’s Eddie Huang Responds to Steve Harvey
Eddie Huang has a few bones to pick with Steve Harvey’s recent mocking of Asian men. Huang, author of Fresh Off the Boat, inspiration for the TV show of the same name, and now a Viceland writer, aired Harvey out in a New York Times op-ed. Huang discussed the same book Harvey spoke about in…
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Is There Any Circumstance Where It's Cool For A Black Person To Entertain President Trump?
In the couple months since Donald Trump was elected President, he has met with quite a few Black people. (Maybe as many as four.) Most recently, he shared an audience with Steve Harvey, and they presumably traded notes on Chicago, tailoring, KFC, wife retention, enunciation, homespun fuckshit, and denture flavors. Naturally, news of Harvey meeting with…
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So, When Is It OK to Meet With Trump?
Donald Trump is going to be president of the United States, and therefore people are going to have to talk with him. Some of those people will be black and will disagree with Trump, some of those people will be black and agree with everything Trump says, and some of those people will be black…