sports
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A Cheer For The New England Patriots Is A Cheer For Donald Trump
Sports fans usually don’t want to mix their politics and sports — well, White sports fans — but fans of the New England Patriots have no choice. From Tom Brady’s passive-aggressive endorsement of Trump to the very name of the organization, if the personal is, indeed, political, then Patriots fans need to come to terms…
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Usain Bolt Loses Gold Medal Over Teammate’s Drug Test
I’m sure Usain Bolt is pissed right now, because a teammate is messing with his legacy. Bolt’s going to have to return his 2008 Olympic relay gold medal after Jamaican teammate Nesta Carter tested positive for a banned substance, the BBC reports. Here’s the thing: If I’m Carter, I’m pissed, too. Why is a sample…
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Bengals’ Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones to Police: ‘I Hope You Die’
I’m unclear as to how the Cincinnati Bengals’ Adam “Pacman” Jones still has a job. When it comes to playing football, he’s decent, but when it comes to causing trouble, he’s amazing. He’s literally world-class. Recently Jones was arrested for doing Pacman stuff (which usually means cursing someone out or spitting on someone or fighting…
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Here’s Why Reggie Bush Is Trending
Reggie Bush hasn’t been very good at running the football lately, but he’s been very good at running these streets. Hiyoooooo! Here’s the latest on Bush’s shenanigans: So Bush is married and has a wife (she looks a lot like his old girlfriend Kim Kardashian, which isn’t hard because they both look plastic-y). Anyway, ol’…
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Gregg Popovich Just Maxine Water’d President Trump
Don’t ask San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich anything about Donald Trump or this election or the state of affairs of this country if you aren’t ready to hear the real. Before the Spurs took on the Cleveland Cavaliers on Saturday night, Pop was asked his thoughts about the women’s marches that were happening around…
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The Steelers’ Antonio Brown Signs Deal With Facebook, May Explain His Crazy Facebook Live Post
So you know that Facebook Live stream in which NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown showed the innards of his Pittsburgh Steelers’ team’s locker room, where coach Mike Tomlin went off during a postgame rant? Well, maybe Brown wasn’t just caught up in the excitement of the win. And maybe the generous baller is going to…
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What the Hell Happened to Jim Brown?
He used to be one of the most feared athletes on the gridiron, and after he retired at age 30, he took that same toughness directly to the streets. His legacy both on and off the field was one of a tireless worker who wasn’t afraid of contact. He was a modern-day civil rights leader…
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Russell Westbrook Takes Them All On
Russell Westbrook is on a tear this season. The Oklahoma City Thunder guard is closing in on averaging a triple double and is in the conversation for MVP of the league. Last night the guard faced off against old teammate Kevin Durant and the Golden Skin State Warriors, and it looks as if the two…
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Australian Open Announcer Compares Venus Williams to Gorilla
I am going to need announcers to use their white-people words when talking about Venus Williams’ domination in tennis. Sure, Venus and Serena have been at the top of the tennis world for 20 years, so describing their game and the way they annihilate their opponents shouldn’t be new to announcers. Alas, an assclown still…
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Watch: Chargers New Coach Flubs Team Name and Cusses During 1st Press Conference
Anthony Lynn is new to all of this. He isn’t used to being in the spotlight or being the voice of a team, but he’s signed up for the job, and let’s hope his first day out of the gate isn’t a symbol of what is to come. Lynn, a former offensive coordinator and interim…