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Shit Bougie Black People Love: 17. Pretending To Be "Ratchet"
No one quite knows exactly where ratchet stems from. Some say it’s an evolved, colloquial form of “wretched.” Others trace the etymology to Lil Boosie’s “Do Tha Ratchet”, which would help to explain why the justified incarceration of a shitty rapper upset so much of the south. What is known, though, is that ratchet has come to…
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"Bougie Black Girl"…And "I Love Bougie Black Girls" Tees Available Today
After a couple months of requests and pre-orders, we decided to bring back both the Bougie Black Girl and the I Love Bougie Black Girls t-shirt campaigns. The details remain the same. Teespring.com/bougieblackgirl2 for the Bougie Black Girl shirts. And Teespring.com/ilovebougieblackgirlspart2 for the I Love Bougie Black Girls shirts. Both campaigns end in 10 days. (Also,…
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Shit Bougie Black People Love: 16. Day Parties
Bougie Black People (BBP) are alcoholics. Obviously, they are highly-functioning alcoholics. They hold government jobs, they have good credit, and they even buy special garbage cans just for recycling. But don’t let their professional demeanors fool you. The only difference between them and your regular Black drunk uncle Tommy is that BBP blackout in rent…
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VSB Roundtable: How Fake Deep Was Your Fake Deep?
The majority of the people reading this were either in high school or college when Love Jones/Def Poetry Jam fever hit the Bougie Black nation, turning everyone into some awkward combination of Saul Williams and Miss Cleo. Christina Eichelberger posed a great question to the rest of the VSB contributors: How fake deep was your…
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Brunch, Deconstructed
We all love brunch. Omelets, unlimited alcohol, overdressed Deltas, and more alcohol. It’s not just the best meal of the week, it’s one of the three or four best G-rated things on Earth. However, it came to our attention that resident hater of all good things Jozen disagrees. He feels like brunch hasn’t reached its…