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  • A Bougie Black Love Story

    When I first saw these engagement photos of friend of VSB (and awesome writer) Brandelyn Castine and her fiancee — captured by J.A. Washington — two thoughts came to mind: 1. These are awesome! I need to reach out to her and see if she’s cool with me posting them on VSB. 2. Wait…why didn’t I…

  • Shit Bougie Black People Love: 29. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey

    Every few years or so, a phenomenon sweeps Bougie Black People off their collective feet, capturing the attention and affection of the entire population. Lupita Nyong’o. The Sperry Top-Sider. The concept of intentionally overtipping. Passport stamps. But perhaps nothing has enraptured BBP as quickly as the invention of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey, which in five years…

  • Shit Bougie Black People Love: 28. Full Beards

    Everyone knows that if you were to happen to encounter a random pack of Bougie Black People in the wild — perhaps at a gallery crawl or a Delta Sigma Theta potluck — and you wanted to make a good first impression, the best way of doing so would be to find a woman (any woman,…

  • The Dos And Don'ts Of Coed Flag Football With Bougie Black People

    Last weekend, Pittsburgh tricked us into thinking winter was over by giving us consecutive 70 degree days. This included a spectacular 78 degree day on Saturday; the memory of which makes the 29 degree morning we’re currently experiencing particularly cruel. Fuck you, Pittsburgh. Fortunately, Saturday also happened to be the day a flag football game…

  • Who Are Your Writer Crushes?

    Writer Crush: A person whose words you enjoy reading so much that you start to like them. It’s not necessary a romantic/sexual thing — you’re not infatuated and you won’t be private messaging them haikus or anything — but you developed an affinity without ever actually meeting them. And, if you happened to see them…

  • Three Days Left For “Bougie Black Girl" And “I Love Bougie Black Girls” (Gray) Tees

    What: “Bougie Black Girl” and “I Love Bougie Black Girls” t-shirts and hoodies. Where: Three places. The VSB store for both campaigns. Or, just go directly to Teespring.com/bougieblackgirl2 or Teespring.com/ilovebougieblackgirlsgray. When: The next three days. Who: These lovely people.

  • “Bougie Black Girl”…And “I Love Bougie Black Girls” (Gray) Tees Available Today

    Yup, it’s true. You’re not dreaming. No need to pinch yourself. Both the Bougie Black Girl and the I Love Bougie Black Girls t-shirt campaigns are back, again. This time, however, while the Bougie Black Girl shirts and hoodies are black, the I Love Bougie Black Girls tees and hoodies are gray. You can visit…

  • Shit Bougie Black People Love: 27. Unprotected Sex

    Bougie Black People are known for many things. Selfies on bike trails. Coed kickball games. Groupon. Alcoholism. Day parties. Running for Congress. Pescetarianism. Tapered jeans. Delta fundraisers. Working for The Root. But while it’s true that BBP partake in many of these activities because they find them pleasurable and/or profitable, it’s also true that the…

  • 40 Signs You Just Might Be A Bougie Black Person

    1. You first met each of the last three people you’ve dated at game nights. 2. Dwayne and Whitley still matter a bit more to you than Barack and Michelle do. 3. You’ve been gainfully employed for some time, but no one — you included — actually knows or really understands what you do for…

  • Shit Bougie Black People Love: 26. Solange Knowles

    It might seem odd that Solange would appear on this list before Beyonce. After all, Beyonce is Beyonce and is loved by everyone. But people who love Beyonce don’t really love Beyonce. Because loving Beyonce is like loving oxygen or a recurring dream about a root beer float. You appreciate these things and might die without…