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Roger Stone Found Guilty of Lying to Congress, Witness Tampering; Not Guilty of Top Hat-Related Crimes

A jury has convicted the 67-year-old-frat boy who literally wears a motherfucking top hat of lying his ass off and…

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11/15/19 2:30PM

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DOJ Is Reportedly Making Its Review of How Russia Probe Came to Be a Criminal Matter

Donald Trump has long derided as some “hoax” the Mueller probe into Russian interference in the 2016 election that…

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Trump Bosses Up, Asserts Executive Privilege Over Mueller Documents and Shuts Down Talks With Congress

Death Row Records President Donald Trump has shut down all inquires into special counsel Robert Mueller’s…

Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

5/08/19 11:25AM

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Mitch McConnell Leads the Pack in Race to Climb the Farthest Up Trump's Ass

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is leading the three-man race to become Trump’s favorite set of anal…

Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

5/07/19 11:57AM

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Hot Take: Comey Blasts Barr as Too Weak to Withstand the Corrosive Force That Is Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a corrupt force that corrupts everything and everyone around him.

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Robert Mueller Wrote a 'Bish, What?' Letter to the Attorney General After Barr Remixed the Special Counsel's Report

For those not up on game, shortly after Special counsel Robert Mueller released the findings of his two-year…

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5/01/19 12:07PM

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House Democrats Issue Subpoena For Full Mueller Report, Not The William Barr Remix

On Thursday, Attorney General William Barr held a press conference early in the morning to tell everyone how much he…

Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

4/19/19 4:30PM

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Mueller Report Reveals How Black Activists, White Tears and Racism Helped Trump Become President

Hidden in Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s now-public but heavily-redacted “Report On The Investigation Into Russian…

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HBO Tells Real-Life Night King to Kill It With Game of Thrones Memes

HBO knows that all of us are super-hype about this last season of Game of Thrones, and yes, that includes the Night…

Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

4/18/19 2:49PM

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Wait, What? Attorney General Claims Spying Occurred on Trump's Campaign Then Provides No Evidence

Attorney General William Barr, who is not John Goodman’s twin brother, slipped up and let his true inner Trump…

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4/10/19 3:30PM

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Live Blog: Michael Cohen Is Doing His Best Operatic Solo In Front of Congress Right Now

The day of reckoning has come. Michael Cohen, the president’s former fixer, former attorney, the Spliff Star to the…

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2/27/19 9:37AM

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Is Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Investigation Coming to a Close?

The first reports from several news outlets noted that special counsel Robert Mueller’s latest probe filling may…

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2/06/19 3:22PM

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Trump Claims He Is Not a Russian Spy, Which is Exactly What a Russian Spy Would Say

Commissar Donald Trump is having quite the month. Not only has he single-handily driven the federal government to a…

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1/14/19 11:35AM

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Donald Trump’s Attorney Rudy Giuliani Accuses Special Counsel Robert Mueller of Destroying Evidence

“President” Donald Trump and those around him know that the Mueller investigation is swiftly closing in on him. As…

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Judge in Michael Flynn's Hearing Reads Him for Filth But Postpones His Sentencing So He Can Keep Snitching

In a federal district court in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday, retired three-star general Michael Flynn stood in front…

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Is Mueller’s Sentencing Memo for Michael Flynn a Veiled Warning for Donald Trump?

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Trump Calls Off Meeting With Putin Right After Michael Cohen Agrees To Sing Like Johnny Gill at His Audition for New Edition

President Donald Trump abruptly canceled his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin Thursday noting: “Ouuuuu,…

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11/29/18 3:52PM

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President Petty Goes Back to Reality Show Roots and Threatens to Release Receipts on Democrats

The president of the United States is threatening to do all kinds of unpresidential shit because he’s the president…

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11/29/18 12:43PM

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Trump Is Rage Tweeting Again, Which Means the Russian Walls Are Closing In

Over the course of one of the worst administrations in the history of the United States, we’ve all learned one…

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11/26/18 10:40AM

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Roger Stone Found Guilty of Lying to Congress, Witness Tampering; Not Guilty of Top Hat-Related Crimes

DOJ Is Reportedly Making Its Review of How Russia Probe Came to Be a Criminal Matter

Trump Bosses Up, Asserts Executive Privilege Over Mueller Documents and Shuts Down Talks With Congress

Mitch McConnell Leads the Pack in Race to Climb the Farthest Up Trump's Ass

Hot Take: Comey Blasts Barr as Too Weak to Withstand the Corrosive Force That Is Donald Trump

Robert Mueller Wrote a 'Bish, What?' Letter to the Attorney General After Barr Remixed the Special Counsel's Report

House Democrats Issue Subpoena For Full Mueller Report, Not The William Barr Remix

Mueller Report Reveals How Black Activists, White Tears and Racism Helped Trump Become President

HBO Tells Real-Life Night King to Kill It With Game of Thrones Memes

Wait, What? Attorney General Claims Spying Occurred on Trump's Campaign Then Provides No Evidence

Live Blog: Michael Cohen Is Doing His Best Operatic Solo In Front of Congress Right Now

Is Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Investigation Coming to a Close?

Trump Claims He Is Not a Russian Spy, Which is Exactly What a Russian Spy Would Say

Donald Trump’s Attorney Rudy Giuliani Accuses Special Counsel Robert Mueller of Destroying Evidence

Judge in Michael Flynn's Hearing Reads Him for Filth But Postpones His Sentencing So He Can Keep Snitching

Is Mueller’s Sentencing Memo for Michael Flynn a Veiled Warning for Donald Trump?

Trump Calls Off Meeting With Putin Right After Michael Cohen Agrees To Sing Like Johnny Gill at His Audition for New Edition

President Petty Goes Back to Reality Show Roots and Threatens to Release Receipts on Democrats

Trump Is Rage Tweeting Again, Which Means the Russian Walls Are Closing In