President Donald ‘Grab ’Em by the ... ’ Trump Wishes Staffer Accused of Domestic Violence a Fond Farewell

At this point I would take a cardboard box that had been flattened by a four-wheeler over this administration. I don’t say that lightly. I literally mean that a cardboard box wearing a hat and a robe would do a better job of not being an offensive asshole like the current president of the United States.