relationships
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So, Sanaa Lathan Has A Thing For a Cokeboy. Good For Her.
A few days ago, the internet, especially the Black quarters were aflame with disbelief and WTFness at the news that, yes, Sanaa Lathan was indeed dating Karim Kharbouch, aka French Montana. HAAANH! The jokes only flew from there with people questioning why such a refined, educated, well-to-do woman would date such an opposites attract specimen…
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Wait…Drake Is Your For Real Pretend Boo?!
Despite all of the relentless and hilarious mocking of one Aubrey Drake Graham, he’s really having the best 2010’s ever. He’s got hits on hits on hits, definitely has racks on racks on racks, and pretty much everything he does manages to work. Hell, I’m a fan. I even feel like I owe him an…
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DC | The Krystal Glass Hour with featured guest Panama Jackson | Friday, June 5th
On this coming Friday, June 5th, Panama will be a guest (along with Alex Elle, and life coach Dr. Diane Kern) for The Krystal Glass Hour, a real time conversation about life, love, and libido in Washington, DC. For tix and details: http://www.thekrystalglasshour.com/tickets/ For more information about the Krystal Glass Hour, see www.thekrystalglasshour.com and follow the host,…
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Man Buys 99 iPhones To Propose; Girlfriend Says "iDon't"
We might as well get the obvious joke out of the way. My man has 99 iProblems and a bitch aint one. That felt good. Apparently, a dude decided to propose to his girlfriend on Singles Day so he could un-single himself. He came up with the bright idea to buy 99 iPhones and place them in the…
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What I've Learned About Myself After Being Married For A Month
“They” say you learn more about yourself when you’re in a relationship than you learn about the other person. “They” even say you learn more about yourself when you’re in a relationship than you would at any other time. “They” also said ASAP Rocky would save New York City hip-hop, so I know “they” tend…
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No Future In Ciara's Future (Except The Baby She Named Future Jr, Of Course)
The future looks grim for Future and Ciara, apparently. Because there’s no Future in Ciara’s future. (Except Future Jr, of course.) Sometimes I think one of the ways God shows us his sense of humor (other than allowing Ann Coulter to exist) is when situations occur that call for one of those waaaaaaaaay too easy puns.…
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Husband Makes Spreadsheet of Wife’s Excuses for Not Having Sex
In the most meticulous display of bitchassness you may see this month, a frustrated husband made a spreadsheet with details of every time he asked his wife for sex and her excuses for saying no. Somehow, none of these excuses were “you’re a passive-aggressive assclown,” but the data sort of speaks for itself here. They…