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There’s Nothing Wrong With Treating an Asshole Like an Asshole
I believe in the Golden Rule. While I am not a biblical scholar, I learned this religious lesson from the great teacher and philosopher who said unto the men who constantly chased, persecuted and tormented him simply because of who he was: It ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun. —Bugs Bunny Human…
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President Twitter Fingers Slams ‘Filthy’ Red Hen Restaurant After Sarah Huckabee Sanders Asked to Leave
The fury of white tears continued Monday with President Twitter Fingers furiously typing from his toilet seat, slamming the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Va., for refusing to serve White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders over the weekend. “The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows (badly…
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#Restaurants4Sarah: Where in the World Shall Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eat?
Poor, poor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She works for a white supremacist who happens to be president of the United States. Consequently, a dining establishment chose not to host her. She boo-hooed about it on Twitter yesterday: Mind you, this is the same woman who stood her butt at the White House podium in June defending…
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Refused Service by Restaurant, Then Cries White Tears on Twitter
I don’t condone refusing service to people unless their names rhyme with “Farah Suckabee Flanders”—then I’m all for a restaurant staff asking the White House press secretary to leave the premises immediately. According to Suckabee’s tweets, a Virginia restaurant kindly asked the first lady of defending the indefensible to kick rocks. Suckabee claims that she’d…