penis size
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Here's Some Songs, Presented Today for No Reason Whatsoever, About PHAD (Presumably Hard-Ass Dicks)
1. “Too Close” Next Was a very popular club song in college. I don’t listen to the words of R&B songs, so didn’t realize it was about hard dicks until years later. Many years later. Too many years later. Like last year. 2. “Magic Stick” 50 Cent 3. “Dogshit” Ol’ Dirty Bastard Another college-related memory…
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Lamar Odom Reveals He Passed a Drug Test for 2004 Olympics With the Help of a ‘Giant, Rubber, Black Cock’
Lamar Odom apparently needs to sell some books. Fresh off the TMI news that the embattled baller’s memoir reveals he’s bedded over 2,000 women, reports now say the book also details the um, lengths, he went through to pass his drug tests in 2004. People Magazine was given exclusive excerpts of Odom’s book, Darkness to…
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Does Size Really Matter?
In one of my previous posts, I asserted that I am, in fact, a size queen. I am also queen-size, but that’s a different post for a different time. Suffice it to say that when I made my claim to size-queen-dom, there were many who objected to my saying it and felt that it a)…
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British Airways Flight Attendant Goes on Racist Rant About Nigerian Passengers and ‘BBC’
A British Airways flight attendant is now under investigation after a revealing Snapchat video showed her complaining about her job and the size of Nigerian passengers’ penises. According to Australia’s 9 News, the flight attendant recorded the video on her way to work Friday and complained about the Nigerian passengers she’d have to encounter. “All…
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Ask Agatha: "Should I Correct A Black Coworker Who ALWAYS Misuses Words?"
Dylan from Cincinnati, Ohio asks: Girth or length? Asking for a friend. Um…have you met women? We want both. And if you don’t have both you better be really fucking interesting and by interesting I mean rich. And by rich I mean okay with us seeing other people—like your big swinging dick daddy while you’re…
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Ask Agatha: How Can Women Tell If A Man's "Packing"?
Adjoa from Brooklyn, NY asks: We’ve been sleeping together for a while but he starts shucking and jiving anytime I try to put a label on what we are—he introduces me by my name only. I know he’s been hurt before so it’s understandable that he’s afraid of commitment but what do I have to…