Unless O.J. Simpson wants to talk about running a football in the ’70s, or how he handled himself in prison, or how he fooled everyone into thinking he was black during the trial of the century, I’m going to need him to shut the fuck up about the work that Colin Kaepernick is doing.

They say the mark of an enlightened man is that he can objectively consider new information, rethink his position and admit when he’s wrong. Today I am here to admit to white America that I was totally wrong about Orenthal James Simpson. (I know using “white” as an adjective to describe “America” is redundant, but I…

Here’s a trip down bizarre memory lane: Remember the book O.J. Simpson wrote, If I Did It, about how he might have killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman if he were the murderer, which he says he definitely wasn’t?

If there’s one thing O.J. Simpson is sure of, it’s the fact that he is not Khloé Kardashian’s biological father. The decadeslong rumor alleges that Simpson and the ultimate hen mom, Kris Kardashian, had an affair 34 years ago, and subsequently, Kris had hidden the truth about Khloé’s dad all of these years. But if the…

Shortly after midnight on Sunday, Orenthal James Simpson, 70, walked out of Lovelock Correctional Center in northern Nevada a free man after serving a nine-year bid on charges of kidnapping and armed robbery.

O.J. Simpson could be back to his old ways of golfing and-stabbing by Monday, according to Nevada prison officials Wednesday.

You’ve finally decided that it’s time to make a black person your actual friend. Congrats!

Moo-la la. Orenthal James Simpson got off. Again. The juice is LOOSE! And I’m $20 richer for it. (Two people on The Root staff took the bet.)

Prison officials in Nevada announced Friday that they have whisked O.J. Simpson away from other inmates who might want to harass him now that he has officially been granted parole.

Deplorables are easy to spot, since they’re usually wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat or a white hood or something by Ed Hardy. Another way to tell if you are a deplorable is if prostitutes threaten to quit if you get a job where they work.

Black America figured that O.J. Simpson would be in prison forever. To hear white people tell it, O.J. is responsible for: ex-wife Nicole Simpson’s and Ron Goldman’s deaths; the current Black Lives Matter movement; Colin Kaepernick’s protest and hair; Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s maritial issues; and Drake’s supposed baby with…

1. This surprisingly tasty gluten-free donut I just ate 17 minutes ago.

It would feel like hell outside across much of the country on the day O.J. Simpson had a parole hearing to determine whether or not he could leave the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nev., a few years early.

A rumor spread across the internet and social media Wednesday that O.J. Simpson could miss out on the possibility of parole because he had been caught by a female corrections officer masturbating in his cell. People were amused by the fact that something as seemingly innocuous as relieving his sexual urges into a sock…

Will white folk forgive the craven racial-sexual tragedy that was O.J. Simpson, a man deified, deracialized and built up, but then reviled and hated, exposing the racial rift in this country that always was?

O.J. Simpson is gearing up for a July 20 parole hearing, and his sister Shirley Baker says there’s no reason why he shouldn’t be paroled.