Dec 15
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If you’ve been a loyal fan of the dulcet tones of our forever first lady, Michelle Obama, via her eponymous podcast…
Nov 16
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Former President Obama is the ex who left you and has a condo in the hip part of town. He’s vegan now and…
Oct 15
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Our forever president until further notice confirmed that the president of white supremacy, Donald Trump, led the…
Sep 9
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World-renowned journalist Bob Woodward has the distinction of being one of the only journalists (along with Carl…
Sep 6
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It’s pretty well-known that Donald Trump is deeply obsessed with Barack Obama, probably because he is the first…
Aug 29
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Advice from former President Barack Obama helped NBA athletes make their recent decision to return to the playoffs,…
Aug 19
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Ever since Mark Meadows left Nickelodeon’s Double Dare his life has been trending downhill.
Aug 14
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When the economy was upright and Americans could go outside without wearing a full-body condom and Trump was just…
Jul 8
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The greatest president to ever set his Stacy Adams inside the Oval Office did something monumental during his time…
May 26
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President Trump looks like a tube of toothpaste swallowed a walrus. And because he’s president, we are forced to see…
May 18
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President Donald Trump is Future.
May 12
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Everyone knows Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Donatello but no one knows the story of Machiavelli Mitch…
May 12
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Trump Throws Racist Jab at Reporter, Then Throws a Temper Tantrum and Storms Out of Press Conference
The president wants to be celebrated for victories only he can see. To hear him tell it, the United States has…
May 11
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Can you imagine being so amazing that years after you’ve left a job that you were completely over, your successor…
May 10
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Former President Barack Obama derided the Trump administration’s handling of the COVID-19 crisis in a recent phone…
Mar 20
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It has been 10 years since the Affordable Care Act was signed into legislation. Given the amount of bitching that’s…
Feb 16
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Forever President Barack Hussein Obama blew into The Windy City this week to take part in the All-Star Weekend…
Feb 8
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Oh what a tangled web we weave.
Jan 29
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Oh, Joe Biden. What a poor, simple fool.
Jan 7 2020
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I’m an Arizona native. While I rather like it here, I am always befuddled by the people we elect to power—none more…