Before we get too deeply involved in the silly story about Elizabeth Warren having to prove through DNA testing that she is, indeed, part Native American, letâs not forget something too much of the mainstream media has allowed to drift out of everyday conversation. The man who kept demeaning Warren by calling herâŚ
For the first time since leaving office, former president of the United States and current president of Wakanda, Barack Obama, has publicly called the devil by his birth name.
Devilâs mouthpiece, Sarah Huckabee Sanders aka âSuckabee,â dropped a bombshell during what was supposed to be a routine press briefing when she announced that the president of the United States is looking into pulling the security clearances of several former Obama administration officials including former Director ofâŚ
Our forever first lady, Michelle LeVaughn Robinson Obama, aka the literal manifestation of black girl magic, and exhibit A-Z of why you should listen to and trust black women, has launched an initiative to encourage the youth to vote. Look at who your president currently is. Voting is important!
In continuing with the White Houseâs theme on hating people of color while simultaneously undoing the legacy of former president of the United States and current president of Wakanda, Barack Obama, the Trump administration will rescind policies that included using race as a factor in achieving diversity in schools.
It is clear that Donald Trump wants the fanfare that former President Barack Obama enjoyed with America and the world, but he knows he will never achieve that same level of popularity.
Mike Leach is the head coach of the Washington State football team. He also proved himself to be a fucking idiot after he tweeted out an obviously fake, conspiracy theorist video of former President Barack Obama under the guise of civil conversation:
On Thursday a report from a conservative blogger claiming that President Barack Obamaâs FBI spied on Donald Trumpâs campaign during the 2016 presidential race came across Trumpâs feed, and of course, President Twitter Fingers ate it up.
President Sissy von AnusMouth is having a bad week. Heâs gone from being the most hated man in America to possibly being the most hated man in the world. Not only is he forcing Congress to include his dumbass border wall in all negotiations for possible immigrant reform, but during a Thursday meeting, he went fullâŚ
What happened to Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III that made him devoted to ruining the one pleasure that many of us have in this dismal administration? Did a weed-smoking teen with rolled-up sleeves and a souped-up Pontiac Thunderbird steal his girlfriend? Did a pot-smoking goon beat him up during a rowdy kegger at aâŚ
At this point, we should be looking at how much time President Kaftan von SoftFlesh has spent in office instead of looking at how many days his dumb ass spends golfing. Since taking office, the president of the continental United States is on track to triple former President Barack âWe Miss You, Shawtyâ Obamaâs firstâŚ
This is probably one of the most poetically beautiful things Iâve seen in recent days. A public school in Mississippi named after the first and only president of the losers Confederacy will be renamed to honor the first black president of the United States.
If it wasnât bad enough that the current president is a horrible evil racist with dictator ambitions, former President Barack Obama has posted a message about the Trump administrationâs recent decision to rescind the immigration order that shielded children brought into this country as minors by undocumented parentsâŚ
Someone posted a photo of former President Barack Obama feeding meals to homeless and at-risk veterans during Thanksgiving from two years ago and claimed that the photo was of Obama in Texas after Hurricane Harvey.
I wish this were a joke. Seriously, I wish that the president of the White Walkers wasnât this shallow and embarrassing, but according to a Vice News report, this dumbass has a folder full of positive cable news clippings, articles, interview transcripts, tweets and even âphotos of Trump on TV looking powerfulââŚ
He might not always be there when we call, but Barack Obama is always on time. Though many have looked to Obama to comment on this debacle of a Trump presidency, the former president has in general refrained from commenting on his successor ⌠except on Monday, when he spoke in Seoul, South Korea.
A senior Energy Department official tried to delete all of his hateful, racist and misogynist tweets, but the internet remains undefeated.
Barack Obama doesnât get upset; in fact, he rarely loses his cool. It was one of the things that troubled me about his presidency. I really just wanted him to stop it with the politics of racial representation and threaten to kick someoneâs ass. It isnât really his fault, though; he knew how to play his presidentialâŚ
Just as NeNe Leakes warned us all about Phaedra Parks, it turns out that former president Barack Obamaâaka âWe wish you couldâve gone month to month until we found a better replacementââwarned President TrumPutin that Michael Flynn was shady.
