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  • High School Student Smashes Classmate’s Confederate Flag Project to Smithereens 

    Brigitte Yasamin is a high school senior in Washington state, and she recently learned that one of her classmates had a fondness for the Confederate flag. In pottery class, Yasamin noticed the student’s project: Yup, that’s definitely a Confederate flag. Yasamin decided to take matters into her own hands: If you didn’t know by now,…

  • Ledell Lee Becomes 1st Death Row Inmate in Over a Decade to Be Executed by State of Ark.

    Amid rising controversy over the drugs used in its lethal-injection protocol and a flurry of legal battles in the last week attempting to stop its expedited execution plan, the state of Arkansas carried out its first execution in more than a decade Thursday night. Ledell Lee, 51, was pronounced dead at 11:56 p.m. Central Time,…

  • United Airlines Accuses Passenger of Crime Literally Because of the Color of His Skin

    Either United Airlines is trying to rebrand itself as a whites-only airline, or its employees must have the IQs of sand slugs. In today’s “United drags a person of color off an airplane” news, United Airlines detained a Mexican passenger because the airline thought he might be “trafficking” the little girl who was traveling with…

  • Speculation: Did Aaron Hernandez Kill Himself to Make Sure His Daughter Was Taken Care Of?

    It didn’t take long for rumors and speculation to start circulating about why Aaron Hernandez may have committed suicide. The former New England Patriots star and convicted murderer was found dead in his prison cell Wednesday after having apparently hanged himself less than a week after being acquitted of a separate double murder charge in…

  • Researchers: People Who Oppose Colin Kaepernick’s Protest Are Probably Racist

    Whites who believe negative stereotypes about blacks are more likely than most to oppose athletes kneeling during the national anthem, according to researchers who studied the issue, the Washington Post reports. In yet another Kanye-shrug-inducing survey, researchers at the University of Massachusetts Amherst conducted a nationally representative online poll in October to determine whether negative…

  • 1st Look at President Vladimir TrumPutin’s New Staff

    Nothing says good ol’ American racism like these three: Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent. For some reason, maybe because the president is a big ol’ conspiracy-theorist-loving colostomy bag, he had these three over in the White House. No, they aren’t President TrumPutin’s new staff, although they probably have the same IQ. I mean,…

  • Bill O’Reilly Is Out at Fox, and Laughing all the Way to the Bank

    On Wednesday rumors began swirling that Bill O’Reilly was out at Fox News, and before the end of the day, the rumors turned into fact. As sexual allegations mounted against the boisterous, opinionated dirtbag, the Murdoch family was forced to move O’Reilly out. Now CNN Money is reporting that O’Reilly not only had a parachute…

  • Man Who Says He Drove Chicago Judge Raymond Myles’ Killer Is Related to Other Victim’s Ex-Husband

    As police search for the man who killed Chicago Judge Raymond Myles, police have discovered a connection between the alleged getaway driver and Myles’ girlfriend, who was also injured in the botched robbery that ended in death. Court records show that Myles’ girlfriend was previously married and she divorced in 2015. According to the Chicago…

  • Definitive Proof That White Women Shouldn’t Twerk

    A newly viral YouTube video caught a woman causing a major accident when her roadside dancing went horribly wrong. As a longtime advocate of passing a law against white girls twerking, I can argue that all Becky booty-popping is horribly wrong, but this incident offers definitive evidence of why this nation needs to band together…

  • Child-Molester Cop Sentenced to 28 Years

    A former New York City cop was sentenced Wednesday to 28 years in prison for his addiction to watching mothers molest their children over Skype and in person. Alberto Randazzo convinced at least five women to send him pictures and allow him to watch them molest children, the New York Daily News reports. The former…