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  • Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News: Report

    The embattled dirtbag that is Bill O’Reilly has been relieved of his stirring-the-pot duties at Fox News, according to sources close to the situation. The Murdochs, who own the fake news Fox News station, decided that it was time to make the split from O’Reilly as sexual harassment allegations continued to mount against the outspoken…

  • Prince Estate Sues to Block ‘Unauthorized’ Release of New Songs

    If you were planning to drop a few bills on that new Prince EP, you might want to hold up a minute. The Prince estate has filed a lawsuit to block the release of the new six-song EP called Deliverance, which is slated for release on Friday, the one-year anniversary of Prince’s death. The estate…

  • NYC Principal Arrested After Allegedly Beating 7-Year-Old Student

    Machael Spencer-Edwards, a principal at Public School 202 in Brooklyn, N.Y.’s East New York neighborhood, was arrested Tuesday morning for allegedly beating a 7-year-old student. According to the New York Daily News, Spencer-Edwards was arrested on charges of assault and acting in a manner injurious to a child because of an incident March 13, when…

  • TrumPutin Won’t Like This: Tom Brady Skipping White House Visit

    When the Super Bowl-winning New England Patriots make their visit to the Orange House on Wednesday, arguably the most important player and friend of President Pee-Pee, quarterback Tom Brady won’t be there. Brady cited the president’s overall fuckery and disregard for men, women and children of color as the reason he won’t be making the…

  • Aaron Hernandez’s Lawyer: This Could Be Murder

    Aaron Hernandez’s family says it doesn’t believe he was in a suicidal frame of mind coming off his acquittal in the 2012 fatal shootings of Daniel de Abreu and Safiro Furtado in Boston. On Friday the usually stoic Hernandez was seen smiling at his daughter, whom he fathered with his fiancee, Shayanna Jenkins-Hernandez. In addition,…

  • Ex-NFL Star Aaron Hernandez Kills Himself in Prison Cell

    Updated Wednesday, April 19, 2017, 10:26 a.m. EDT: Jose Baez, the attorney who represented Hernandez in his double-homicide trial, has launched an investigation on behalf of Hernandez. Baez says he believes it’s possible his former client was murdered by either inmates or prison officials, according to TMZ Sports. Earlier: On the heels of being found…

  • It’s Becoming Hard for GOP to Defend President’s Refusal to Release Tax Returns

    It’s getting hard for Republicans to defend President TrumPutin’s foolishness. On Monday, Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) was viciously booed during a town hall meeting in Little Rock, Ark., after he tried miserably to defend President I-Do What-I-Want’s refusal to release his tax returns. A resident asked Cotton, who has defended the president’s right not to…

  • Fla. Apologizes to ‘Groveland Four,’ Men Wrongly Convicted of Rape in 1949

    In 1949 in Groveland, Fla., four men—Walter Irvin, Samuel Shepherd, Charles Greenlee and Ernest Thomas—were wrongly convicted of raping 17-year-old Norma Padgett in Groveland. Three of the men were imprisoned and another was shot and killed by a group of white men. They became known as the Groveland Four. On Wednesday, Florida lawmakers voted unanimously…

  • Woman Arrested in Fla. After Posting Facebook Live Video From Chuck E. Cheese’s

    A woman in Polk County, Fla., is now behind bars thanks in part to the Facebook Live video she streamed from Chuck E. Cheese’s. According to WFLA, 18-year-old Markesha Wilkerson decided to go live at the Lakeland, Fla., Chuck E. Cheese’s, but apparently she forgot the saying “Streets are watching” and forgot about her two…

  • House Republicans to Troops: Pay for Your Own Damn GI Bill

    Just like when Republicans talk about “family values” and then you find out they’ve been having secret sex meet-ups in airport bathrooms or abusing teenage boys, when conservatives say they “support the troops,” they usually mean they’re sending them overseas to fight for oil profits, but now it also means they’re taxing them for their…