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The Liar-in-Chief Stay Lyin’
Years ago, when dinosaurs roamed free and I was in high school, there was a girl that lied so much, my friends and I jokingly began calling her “Hovercraft.” The joke was, because she lied so much, it was conceivable that she would come to school one day saying that she’d just arrived on a…
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Trump’s Favorite News Outlet Is Not Who You Think … and You Should Be Worried
What if Breitbart and Fox News had a couple of babies? What if they grew up to be a cool, slicker version of their parents and started becoming more powerful? Imagine if the young FoxBarts branded themselves as mainstream sources, but instead of courting “alt-right” white males and older conservatives, they focused their efforts on…
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Trump Asked Mexican President to Stop Saying He Wouldn’t Pay for the Wall so He Could Keep Lying About Mexico Paying for the Wall
President Shitty von Douche Face campaigned on a wall. He didn’t literally stand on a wall while campaigning, but he claimed that if he was elected, real Americans (read: white Americans) could sleep safe at night because the “bad hombres” would be behind the wall, and the most glorious part of all was that Mexico…
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Md. Father Accused of Punching Infant Son to Death and Burying Body in the Woods Pleads Guilty
A Maryland father who was accused of fatally punching his infant son to death before burying the child’s body in the woods has pleaded guilty. According to the Washington Post, 33-year-old Antoine Petty was convicted of first-degree child abuse resulting in death in the killing of 2-month-old Antoine Flemons. Authorities said that Petty attacked the…
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Man Brutally Beaten on Dallas Train After Asking a Group of Passengers to Stop Smoking Weed
A man was brutally attacked by a group of fellow passengers on a Dallas Area Rapid Transit train, apparently for simply asking the group to stop smoking weed on the train. The man, who has chosen to be identified only as “Kennan,” was left motionless, barely conscious, after the attack that started on a Green…
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Man Accused of Holding His Girlfriend and Her 2 Children Captive for at Least 2 Years Charged With Abduction
A man is facing multiple charges after police say he abducted his girlfriend and her two children and held them captive for at least two years in a Virginia home. According to Fox5, Kariem Ali Muhammad Moore is facing charges of abduction, felony assault and battery. The Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office said that more charges…
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Founding Member of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 5 Arrested on Murder Charge
The Kidd Creole, one of the founding members of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five (and not to be confused with singer Kid Creole), has been charged with stabbing a homeless man to death. According to NBC 4 New York, the pioneering rapper, born Nathaniel Glover, 57, was arrested and charged in midtown Manhattan on…
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Don’t Go to Mo., It’s Dangerous for Black People: NAACP Issues Travel Advisory
The state of Missouri has earned the dubious distinction of being the first-ever state to have a travel advisory issued against it by the NAACP, the warning issued because of a recent string of both directly and indirectly state-sanctioned racist and discriminatory incidents. The Kansas City Star reports that the advisory was circulated in June…
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Dozens of Cases Dropped as Baltimore Police Are Caught on Video Planting Evidence … Again
Baltimore police have once again gotten their hands caught in the proverbial cookie jar—that is, on video—“manufacturing evidence,” as dozens of cases are being dismissed by the state’s attorney in the wake of a similar, initial video. The New York Times reports that the office of Baltimore City State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby is dismissing more…
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Finally, a White House Press Conference Went Completely Off the Rails, and It Should’ve Happened Long Ago
The press does not work for the White House. While they are invited to be members of the White House press corps, their job is to challenge the White House when things sound batshit crazy. While news outlets have been ambitious in working behind the scenes to debunk many of the asinine comments coming from…