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When Your Job Is Finding Positive News Stories About the President, You Have to Say ‘Screw It’ and Just Quit
Previously, on White House Apprentice, we found out that Donald Trump has a folder delivered to him twice daily that contains positive cable news clippings, articles, interview transcripts, tweets and even photos of himself that show him “looking powerful” on TV. The folder was curated by the White House Communications Office to make sure the…
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Did Michael Vick Sell His Soul, and Sell Out Colin Kaepernick, for a Job With Fox Sports?
Remember last month when Michael Vick appeared on Speak for Yourself with Colin Cowherd and the king of black self-hate himself, Jason Whitlock, and when asked about what Colin Kaepernick could do to get back in the NFL’s good graces, the first thing Vick said was, “First thing we gotta get Colin to do is…
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Somebody Come Get Uncle Stephen A. Smith; He Out Here Dancing and Embarrassing the Family
Every black family has the uncle who is not in his 20s but still believes himself to be. The uncle with the straw hat and the linen outfit and too many rings. The uncle who owns a pristine 1998 Acura Legend that he wipes down every morning. The uncle who drinks Miller ponies. The uncle…
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3 Young Black Men Were Hit by a Motorist While Walking Along a Road in La. Guess Who Got Charged?
Here’s a riddle for you: Three young black men are walking alongside a Louisiana road when they get hit by a passing vehicle. Who gets charged? If you guessed “the driver, of course, duh,” then you guessed wrong, because apparently nothing makes sense anymore. According to KATC, three young men from Ville Platte, La., are…
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Trump Called Out a Republican Senator Because He Doesn’t Understand How Any of This Works
On Friday, President Shitty von HateFace decided to clap back at Republican Sen. Bob Corker of Tennessee, who claimed that HateFace didn’t have the “stability” and “competence” to be president. “Strange statement by Bob Corker considering that he is constantly asking me whether or not he should run again in ’18. Tennessee not happy!” Trump…
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‘You Need a Bullet in the Head’: Police Believe Black Miss. Judge Is Being Threatened for Removing Controversial State Flag From Courtroom
A Clarksdale, Miss., judge has been the target of a slew of violent, threatening social media posts, and police believe it is possible that the threats stem from Judge Carlos Moore’s decision to remove the controversial Mississippi state flag from his courtroom earlier this summer. “Your [sic] not untouchable you can’t hide behind the court…
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Detroit Man Wrongly Imprisoned for 25 Years, Claims in New Lawsuit That Police Deliberately Set Him Up to Take the Fall
Doctored evidence caused one Detroit man to serve 25 years in prison for a murder. Now that man, 51-year-old Desmond Ricks, is filing a lawsuit seeking more than $100 million, claiming that officers deliberately framed him by switching out bullets to convict him. According to the Associated Press, Ricks was released from prison in May…
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Why Sage Steele Needs to Go Sit Down and Stare Longingly at the Stirring Teaspoon
At this point, I wish that sports announcer-turned-perpetual wagging finger of respectability politics Sage Steele would just sit, really sit, and stare at the stirring teaspoon. At this point, those of us with both feet firmly planted on the black side of things get her whole shtick. Steele is the military-raised mixed kid whose politics…
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Man Who Allegedly Drove Into Group of Protesters in St. Louis Is Facing Multiple Charges
A St. Louis motorist was charged Thursday after he allegedly drove his car through a group of people protesting a police shooting, injuring three. Mark Colao, 59, faces charges of resisting arrest by fleeing, a felony; as well as misdemeanor charges of leaving the scene of an accident and operating a vehicle in a careless…