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Is Trey Songz a Woman Beater?
At this point, it would probably be easier to start keeping a list of the men in entertainment who are not trash, but the trash list gets longer by the minute. The latest addition to the list is none other than R&B singer Trey Songz. Los Angeles Police Lt. Chris Ramirez told the Los Angeles…
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Donald Trump Jr. Slept With Danity Kane Member Aubrey O’Day While He Was Married: Report
Donald Trump Jr. couldn’t just let Monday chill. Nope, he had to come out and hit for the cycle. First we reported that Donald Trump Jr., aka “Not Ivanka,” was doing the slug-footed Electric Slide into a former model’s DMs. Then we reported that Not Ivanka was so cheap that he separated two-ply toilet paper…
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9-Year-Old Boy Shot and Killed 14-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game, Police Say
A teenage girl was shot and killed by her younger brother over what police believe to have been an argument over video games. According to the Clarion Ledger, 14-year-old Dijonae White, a student at Tupelo Middle School in Mississippi, was identified as the victim. Sheriff Cecil Cantrell said that Dijonae would not give her brother…
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Wife Is Leaving Because He’s Cheaper Than a Pair of Plastic Sandals From CVS: Report
This whole administration feels like a bad stand-up-comedy set. Donald Trump Jr. is so cheap … Come on, y’all: “How cheap is he?” He’s so cheap, his wife, Vanessa, is divorcing him because he “treats her like a second-class citizen” and kept his purse strings so tightly pulled that she had to ask her mother…
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5 Years After the Unmarked Graves of 1,000 Enslaved People Were Uncovered Near a Shell Refinery, Descendants Will Be Able to Pay Their Respects
Some five years ago, the unmarked graves of as many as 1,000 enslaved people who were forced to work in the fields of plantations in Ascension Parish, La., were uncovered by an archaeologist working for Shell Convent Refinery. The discovery was heralded by one expert as among the largest unknown burial grounds discovered in the…
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Trump Forced Senior Staff to Sign Strict Nondisclosure Agreements Because He Thinks He’s Beyoncé
On the new Dj Khaled song “Top Off,” Beyoncé—who has the best verse on this song and makes it listenable despite being accompanied by her husband and Future—raps, “If they’re tryna party with the queen, they gon’ have to sign a nondisclosure.” It could’ve been a shot at comedian Tiffany Haddish, who publicly told of…
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New Research Proves That All Things Being Equal, Nothing Is Equal for Black Boys
Perhaps you’ve heard the decades-old conservative cure for systematic racism. When confronted with any statistic that shows widespread inequality, Fox News watchers, people who own “Make America Great Again” paraphernalia, and even Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders supporters who “don’t see color” all propose the same theory: If “the blacks” concentrated on family, hard work…
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Jim Carrey Captures Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Inner Demon in Portrait and the ‘MAGA’ Crowd Isn’t Happy
Funnyman Jim Carrey is actually a really deep dude who meditates and paints. On Saturday, Carrey released a portrait of a woman who favors White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee. Somehow, Carrey was able to capture Suckabee’s true inner-demon spirit. It’s almost impossible to truly capture the vile and hideous energy that…
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Hannibal Buress Kicked Offstage for Joking About Catholic Priests Molesting Kids
Hannibal Buress has become a victim of his debilitating affliction known as having “no chill” after he was kicked offstage at a Chicago university Saturday for joking about the Roman Catholic Church’s history of sexual assault. According to Consequence of Sound, before performing at Chicago’s Loyola University, a Jesuit college, Buress received an email dictating…