Michelle Obama

  • Michelle Obama’s 53-Year-Old Beach Body Is #Goals

    The color white looks great on black skin, and former first lady Michelle Obama more than proved the point by recently stepping out, dressed in all white and MILFing like a mug stunting like an alluring angel in her beach ensemble. The 53-year-old mother of two put many of us to shame as she and…

  • Top 10 Moments Black People Won in 2017

    Top 10 Moments Black People Won in 2017

    2017 has been, how do I put this succinctly, a fucking shit year. From the plagues of biblical proportions that this administration keeps trying to drop on us to the fact that Mother Nature is sick of the bullshit and has been trying to finally kill us all via hurricane, 2017 has not been skimpy…

  • Apparently Donald Trump’s Feelings Will Be Hurt if the Obamas Get a Royal-Wedding Invite and He Doesn’t. Please, 2018, Make This Happen!

    So we can talk about what Meghan Markle’s engagement to Prince Harry “means”—and what “means” even means in this context—and imperialism and colorism and capitalism and neoliberalism and whether the Obamas being invited to the royal wedding is something to be celebrated and the racist brooch-rocking Darth Abigails currently in the royal family, and we…

  • Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Surprise Students at Chicago South Side High School

    Twenty lucky students in Chicago were treated to British and American (well, at least for us) royalty as Prince Harry and Michelle Obama came through with a surprise visit to a South Side high school located across from the future site of the Obama Presidential Center. According to a statement provided by Michelle Obama’s office,…

  • Today in Obama: Soon as I Get Home

    In which we look back at simpler times. While we’re waiting for the real Melania Trump to please stand up, let’s throw it back to Oct. 19, 2011. Here, President Barack Obama and forever-my-(first-)lady Michelle were at Joint Base Langley-Eustis in Hampton, Va., sharing a moment. Ummmmfff. I’m blushing over my coffee over here. How…

  • The Obamas Chose 2 Black Artists to Paint Their Official Portraits for the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery

    Barack and Michelle Obama hand-picked the two artists who will paint the portraits that will memorialize them in perpetuity at the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery, and both artists are black. The Smithsonian has commissioned Kehinde Wiley and Amy Sherald to paint the official portraits of the former president and first lady respectively, the Wall Street…

  • Judge of Characters: Trump Saves the World With Cheap Paper Towels

    This week, the whole world got a chance to see just how terrible the U.S. president could be when he finally made his way to the devastation in Puerto Rico. When Donald Trump wasn’t blaming Puerto Ricans for busting the budget because, you know … aid, he was throwing paper towels and flashlights at them,…

  • Today in Obama: It’s Our Anniversary

    In which we look back at simpler times: OK, we’re fudging it a bit with this one, but it’s been a hell of a week, so we’re taking it all the way back to Tuesday—which, in 2017, feels like three years ago. While Melania Trump was rocking her castastro-fit (with the Timbs, no less) and…

  • The Obamas May Be in a New York State of Mind

    Page Six is reporting that former President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle have been shopping around New York City’s Upper East Side for some new digs. Citing multiple sources, Page Six reports that the first couple of our hearts is checking out 10 Gracie Square, a “white glove, full-service” apartment complex not too far…

  • Today in Obama

    In which, on Throwback Thursday, we look back to simpler times. Behold, Barack and Michelle Obama, two people who actually like touching each other. Was this really just a year ago?